On 24/02/2011 18:39, Simon Mason wrote:


That may be too highbrow - he usually understands this sort of
reasoning.

Errm. I actually created that concept you ****ing idiot.

See Simple Simon's wife drive her car.
Simple Simon's wife pays no road tax
Simple Simon's wife pays no tax on fuel
Simple Simon's wife pays minimum wage income tax + NI.
Simple Simon's wife paid no income Tax or NI for 16 years as an adult.
Simple Simon's wife has never paid Council Tax
Simple Simon's wife has never spent a penny on tyres, brakes, MOTs,
insurance, repairs etc.

So your wife is a bigger ****ing sponger than you are then?

See Simple Simon on his pushbike.
Simple Simon has paid income tax and NI for 35 years, in later years
at the higher rate.
Simple Simon has paid Road Tax for 35 years.
Simple Simon has paid fuel duty and fuel tax for 35 years
Simple Simon has paid Council Tax for 28 years.
Simple Simon pays for all MOTs, fuel, brakes, tyres etc on the car
that his wife uses.

Then why is he so ****ing simple as to ride a push bike then?

Mind you, even that might go over his head.

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Simon Mason




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Dave - The Medway Handyman www.medwayhandyman.co.uk