Squashme wrote:
On Sep 19, 9:24 am, "Mrcheerful" wrote:
"This was a most unusual assault. The victim doesn't know his
attacker and was just cycling along when he was suddenly struck with
some force. He required stitches for a cut to his face and also
suffered swelling around his mouth and left eye."
His assailant, who was cycling in the opposite direction when he
launched his attack, is described as a black man, around 6' 2", with
a ponytail or long braids, wearing a cycling helmet and cycling
shorts and heading towards Newhaven centre.

http://www.sussex.police.uk/news-and...9/17/cyclist-a...

Mrcheerful (Sept. 14th):-
"Pride seems to be the main reason that cyclists make up stories to
cover
their misfortunes."

So cyclist racially abuses Malaysian dwarf on a pogo stick, wearing
ear muffs and bondage trousers, heading towards John o'Groats, who
then retaliates physically. Cyclist invents better cover story in
order to salvage pride.

"Am I right, Sir?"

You are a loony.