"Bill" wrote

Nuking Tehran is something I have been thinking about. Baghdad too. This
Viet Nam in the sand **** is getting old.

Good thinking. So far your list looks like this:

First: invade the wrong small mid-eastern country for fabricated reasons.

Second: declare "Mission Accomplished" several decades early.

Third: act puzzled and hurt when the people you've just ground into the dirt
refuse to lick your boots and form the stable puppet government you had in
mind.

Fourth: refuse to admit that you ever made any mistakes, but keep changing
the reasons you claim we're there.

Fifth: attack anyone on your own side who dares to disagree with you in any
way, claiming that they want to surrender to the terrorists.

Sixth: after everything else has failed; contemplate making the whole thing
100% worse by nuking Baghdad and Teheran without provocation.

Bill, you're wonderful! I can't imagine how President Bush missed getting
you onto that crack White-House team of strategists that have made the world
into such a wonderful place in a mere six years!