Montesquiou wrote in message
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For my private assemblage of the most funny pretext/excuses I have the
following :



"It was outside my free will - A l'insu de mon plein gré » (Virenque)

«Because I make love four time with my wife" (Dennis Mitchell)

"Two beers and four Jack Daniels" (Floyd)

"an aggrieved masseur rubbed testosterone cream into Gatlin's legs"
(Graham)



My favorite is Adri van der Poel, who claimed to have eaten a racing pigeon,
which must have been feed with steroids by its owner.

Benjo