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Old October 11th 03, 02:41 AM
hell-on-wheel
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Default New Unicycle types!


XWonka wrote:
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The Seuss-Cycle:* this unicycle has a chain driven wheel, much like
a giraffe. The rider is seated completely off center of the wheel,
usually somewhere around thirty feet off of the ground. The frame
branches off in awkward curves which also hold platforms that hold
thinks like fishbowls, plates of toast, elephants, and miniature
acrobats used to counter balance the weight of the rider. An option
would be for the rider to wear a helmet with a small wheel connected
to it, so incase the cycle tips over the rider can continue moving
while balancing on his head. It is usually customary to do some sort
of cumbersome activity, such as eating breakfast or building a ship in
a bottle, while on this unicycle.



I'm still laughing! Thanks, it's been a rough day.


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