On Mon, 07 May 2018 00:00:45 +0100, Simon Jester
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On Sunday, May 6, 2018 at 11:40:16 PM UTC+1, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Sun, 06 May 2018 22:51:48 +0100, Simon Jester
wrote:

On Sunday, May 6, 2018 at 9:58:41 PM UTC+1, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife
wrote:
On Sun, 06 May 2018 21:30:46 +0100, Simon Jester
wrote:

On Sunday, May 6, 2018 at 8:07:31 PM UTC+1, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife
wrote:
On Sun, 06 May 2018 20:02:51 +0100, Simon Jester
wrote:

On Sunday, May 6, 2018 at 2:20:31 PM UTC+1, Jimmy Wilkinson
Knife wrote:
On Sun, 06 May 2018 14:14:29 +0100,
wrote:

On Sunday, May 6, 2018 at 1:23:21 PM UTC+1, Jimmy Wilkinson
Knife wrote:
On Sun, 06 May 2018 13:17:38 +0100,
wrote:

Should have seen him coming!

QUOTE:
A Merseyside gangster, who once saved footballer Steven
Gerrard from a thug, has been gunned down by an assassin on a bicycle.

John Kinsella, 53, was found dead on Saturday morning
after he took his dog for a walk in a secluded woodland alongside the
M62 in Merseyside.

The gangland fixer was pronounced dead at the scene after
emergency services were called at 7am to reports of a 'firearms
discharge'.

Now local police are on the hunt for the bicycle-riding
gunman who was seen wearing a *****hi-vis jacket***** (EMPHASIS MINE)


http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/arti...nned-down.html

I don't see hi-vis people any more than anyone else, all
they do is annoy me. I drive closer to anyone who thinks they're more
important than everyone else.

They are tooled up now though, so watch out!

I've got tools in my car too, for example a tyre iron.

Modern vehicle users generally carry tyre plastics.

WTF? You can't undo a wheelnut with a plastic spanner!

Modern vehicles have quick release wheel nuts.

Snob.

Er hang on.... doesn't that make it easier for someone to undo them
when you're not looking (to steal the tyre or just for a laugh)?

I suppose that could happen if you live in a slum, doesn't happen
here.

Every modern car I've seen has locking wheelnuts. Which ****es off
garages when the key isn't left with them.

I said MODERN vehicle not car.

Why would you want quick release lorry wheelnuts?

Anyway, I'm ****ed off with cyclists using the busy road when
there's a ****ing cycle path just next to them!

Time to ban motor vehicles from the A1 because there is a
perfectly good M1 next to it.

Agreed. I'm sick of people driving right through my town when
there's a ****ing bypass which would get them there twice as fast and
not hold up people trying to actually enter the town.

Do you drive through other peoples towns?

Not if there's a bypass and I don't wish to stop in the town. Why
would I take a slower route?

So you admit you will drive through the town if it is more convenient
for you.

I drive through a town only to stop there. I'm complaining about
people who go straight through. They're slowing themselves down
aswell. Why do you think we have bypasses?

Is your real name Dent Arthur Dent?

No, I just prefer common sense. Why would you drive through a town
instead of using the bypass?