On 2005-07-18, alison_b (aka Bruce)
was almost, but not quite, entirely unlike tea:
Frankly though, I'd take the keys off anybody who is under the
influence of anything and hide them where the sun don't shine! Perhaps
the pain of retrieval may make them think twice

And yeah... add in mobile phones!

I'm sure there are some people who would like the vibrate mode of
their mobile used in such a way.

(actually, that's a ring tone I don't want to think about downloading!
)

Insert fart joek here

Sigh.

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TimC
Kleeneness is next to Godelness.