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YOU LIVE IN CONNECTICUT WHEN:
1. You make over $250,000 and you still can't afford to buy a house.
2. You say "the city" and expect everyone to know you mean Manhattan.
3. Directions to anything begin with "take the Post Road to..."
4. Your kids think Michael Bloomberg is their Mayor.
5.You can name the Lady Huskies starting lineup, their majors and GPA's, but
have never attended a professional sporting event.
6. You shower and put on nice clothes to go to the supermarket.

-Andrew