On 02/04/18 05:06, Mr Pounder Esquire wrote:
Peter Keller wrote:
On 01/04/18 05:36, Mr Pounder Esquire wrote:
Yet another scum cyclist riding on the motorway.

Q: How could anybody be stupid enough to do this?
A: He is a cyclist.
Opinion: What a 100% ******.

https://www.blackpoolgazette.co.uk/n...rway-1-9091886


Today I was walking -- (yes, I do sometimes walk) along a suburban
footpath. Ahead of me, coming towards me on the footpath, was a youth
on a bicycle. Did I block his way and yell obscenities at him and
take out my bloody sharpened battle-axe dripping with turds out of my
back pocket and take
a swipe at him?

I have never yelled obscenities and have never used my chisel.

Then why the hell do you carry that filthy horrible dripping dirty thing?

Did you have the courage to tell the cyclist that he was breaking the law?
Or did you just stand aside and let the ****** cycle

Oh what a great and excellent compliment coming from You. Especially as
it comes from YOU.

Now please ejaculate to me the further esteemed accolade fro YOU of
being tasteless, idiotic, brain-damaged, imbecilic, and insane.

It really is a very great compliment to be called a ****** by YOU.
Especially by YOU.
And I have no ****ing interest in looking good in YOUR eyes.
After all I ride a bicycle.
And we all know what YOU think of bicyclists. You think they are the
****witted pits of humanity.
And because it is YOU who think that, that is an extremely great
compliment.
We must be doing something right.