I Ed Dolan am a ****, but I am not going to change.
I, Ed Dolan am worth ****ing on, and when I die from clogged arteries
I will be delighted if all you at A.R.B.R. **** on my grave
I Ed Dolan am one poor ****ed up son of bitch.

-- Regards,

Ed Dolan of the Great Whote Honky race known as the Bigots form Minn