On Tue, 18 May 2004 13:19:06 +0200, Elisa Francesca Roselli wrote:

Remembering - how could I forget - the day on my kick-scooter when I
swallowed a large bluebottle
The solution is given in an old cycling song.
And its very environmentally friendly.

There was a Frenchwoman who rode a bike,
I don't know why she swallowed a fly.
Perhaps she'll die.

There was a Frenchwoman who swallowed a spider,
That wriggled and jiggled and tickled inside her,
She swallowed the spider to catch the fly,
I don't know why she swallowed the fly,
Perhaps she'll die.