On 2017-11-25 02:10, Tosspot wrote:
On 24/11/17 16:53, Joerg wrote:
On 2017-11-23 23:45, Dennis Davis wrote:
In article ,
Joerg wrote:
On 2017-11-20 15:11, wrote:

... the usual mindless rubbish ...

Wear a full space suit. All all times! Danger, danger! :-)

And *always* line your cycle helmet with tinfoil. Wear it at
all times. There are undetectable alien satellites circling the
Earth. They're constantly broadcast mind-altering rays at all
humanoid life-forms. The tinfoil lined helmet stops these rays
affecting you. Even in the secure institution in which you'll be
incarcerated.


Plus there is a highly scientific study about the effectiveness of
foil hats :-)

http://web.archive.org/web/201007082...rahimi/helmet/


Let me get this straight. The tinfoil hat is actually a government run
programme to *increase* the effectiveness of mind control rays from
government satellites!? I don't believe it. Since I've been wearing
mine I sleep better, perform better at work, have less days off sick and
think with a new unsurpassed clarity.

Btw, I prefer the beanie style as it fits under cycle helmets.


I should have worn that on my ride yesterday. It would have prevents
alien transmissions from getting through and twigs that fell through the
helmet vent hole from causing an itch.

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Regards, Joerg

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