Until I saw the videos, I thought you were referring
to this Melanie:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xOExGVgQzRg

=v= Come now, can't we even attempt to be a little bit
on-topic here? After all, THAT Melanie rollerskates,
she bikes, she don't drive no car:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZIFknAdVvNM

_Jym_