On Thursday, May 9, 2013 8:57:59 AM UTC-7, Blackblade wrote:
You said I am a "felon". You know that's a lie, yet you refuse to admit it, further compounding your lie. QED You are hopeless -- like ALL mountain bikers.



Oxford English Dictionary



felon; a person who has committed a felony



Battery is a felony offence

No, it's a misdemeanor.

Therefore, QED, since you HAVE been convicted of Battery you ARE a felon.

Nope, not in the U.S.

You can rail against it all you like; write DUH, claim all mountainbikers like or that everyone lied at your trial. But, against a dictionary definition of the word, you are axiomatically a felon.



But, I don't want to be too mean to you ... perhaps you would prefer ...



criminal

culprit

evildoer

lawbreaker

miscreant

offender

jailbird

prisoner



Let me know which one you like best :-)

I'm none of the above, as you well know. All charges were dropped, so I'm guilty of nothing.