Marc wrote:
nully wrote:
Marc wrote:
nully wrote:
Marc wrote:
nully wrote:
Marc wrote:
nully wrote:
Marc wrote:
Peter Grange wrote:
On Sun, 17 Aug 2008 17:52:07 +0100, nully
wrote:

Marc wrote:
HarryHill wrote:
‘There may be serious consequences if a cyclist hits a child’

http://www.walesonline.co.uk/news/wa...1466-21415408/



CALLS have been made for the widening of a pedestrian and
cycle path after a dog was hit by a bicycle.

Anne-Marie Wilkins, 37, from Llandaff North, is starting a
petition calling for the Taff Trail to be widened through
Hailey Park after her dog Bonny was run over by a cyclist,
who then immediately rode off.

My money is on the little turd dispenser either being on a
35ft extendable lead or not being on one at all.
Which gives the cyclist the right to simply ride off and
ignore the incident then? Cycles should be required to carry
reg plates to avoid cowardly behaviour such as this. Be nice
to see some posters condemn the cyclist leaving the scene
*irrespective of fault*, but I guess I'm asking for too much
there - after all, cyclists are beyond fault, right?

Out of common courtesy the cyclist should have stopped, IMO.
Please
don't extend the act of one person to "all cyclists are beyond
fault,
right?".

Stopped to be bitten?
Stopped to be attacked by the "aggrieved" owner?

Loose turd dispenser,
Loose turd dispenser is scared but unhurt by cyclist
Loose turd dispenser learns lesson
Turd dispenser's owner doesn't learn lesson and starts a
petition to spend £100,000s rather than her buying a lead

What possible help would it have been for the cyclist to have
stopped?

Do me a favour, Marc. Please cycle into *my* dog and ride off.
Or rather, attempt to.

I find it much funnier to use the airzound.

Hmmmm, deliberate and intentional attempt to frighten and harrass
legitimate path user?

No, an attempt to stop the little turd rat running between my wheel
and bottom bracket, hurting both of us.

No answer?

Still no answer?

Fine, have a go. I'm reasonably confident my dog
will 'intimidate' you rather more than you intimidate it )

Whilst it's on a lead? How could it do so?

Well I'm afraid I might have accidentally let go of it.

I'm sure you will support the police then in their attempts to shoot
this out of control dangerous animal?

Oh no, it wont be "out of control" at all! As soon as I tell it to
stop eating you, it will. It just might take me a moment or too before
I remember the command, is all...

Ahh so it's "under control" when attacking?

Who says its "attacking"? Its simply defending itself and me. But yes,
its perfectly under control. As soon as the appropriate word is spoken,
even softly, Cocoa will release you. Of course, you'd be bleeding, but
she'll let you go dont worry. And no, before you ask, the police WONT
listen to your plaintive whining that it should be put down )


When that happened
The turd dispenser:-
Levitated 18 inches
Rotated 90 degrees anticlockwise , whilst still in the air.
Started running at exactly the same speed I was cycling, in the
direction I was cycling.
Leaving behind it's owner calling "Doggikins" in a forlorn manner.
Looked over it's shoulder every 20 seconds to see me still there.
2 miles later it dashed for the bushes.

With a bit of luck the owner might have learnt that when it was
taking its dog out for a walk ( Dog owner speak for " taking the
dog to **** somewhere that isn't my patch") It might be a good
idea to put it on a lead.
With even more luck the turd dispenser got lost forever, died
and the owner got put off buying another one.

What a delightful piece of vermin you are. C'mon, cycle round
here. The dog needs feeding anyway.
You really don't understand your place in things do you?


You are here to have the **** extracted out of you and to see
whether it's possible to see spittle via text, it's your only
function(s).

Oh I get it. Now you're attempting to backtrack your foul comments
on the basis that you were just trying to wind someone up?

No not at all. I'm just explaining why I bother replying to you.

Have you ever wondered which end of the line has the hook on it?

Nope, I can stop whenever I want to, just like this...

Dont let the door hit you in the arse on the way out, huh? LOL