I Ed Gin am a ****, but I am not going to change.
I, Ed Gin am worth ****ting on, and when I die from clogged arteries
I will be delighted if all you at A.R.B.R. **** on my grave
I Ed Gin am one poor ****ed up son of bitch.

-- Regards,

Ed Gin of the Great Yellow Mongoloid race known as the **** Heads from Chicago