MrCheerful wrote:
and guess what, fails to leave his details or report the crash to the
Police.

http://www.yourlocalguardian.co.uk/n...l-in-mortlake/

I faintly remember some news article about a **** on his silly bicycle. He
was riding down a busy road with his dog on a lead. Pulled over by the
police. He then became abusive, was arrested and was prosecuted.
If I remember correctly the arresting officer said something like, "I've
been a traffic officer for 23 years and that was the stupidest thing I've
ever seen".