On Tue, 12 Sep 2017 14:59:41 +0100, Birdbrain Macaw (now "James Wilkinson"),
the pathological attention whore of all the uk ngs, blathered again:

On Tue, 12 Sep 2017 14:43:54 +0100, Bod wrote:

A CYCLIST has been attacked with an axe and strangled with his helmet
strap as he made his way to work across the Eston Hills, near Middlesbrough.

Harry Alexander took a short cut across to the Eston Nab yesterday
morning, Thursday, when he was attacked by a group of men.

He was attacked with an axe handle and kicked in the face.

He said: "Lads turned up as I was wheeling back, escorted me with a
beating, a few axe handles to the legs, strangled with my helmet strap
while I was down, a few kicks to the face and one of them shouted
"enough, get him gone now boys'."

He said he was then kicked in the ribs with a steel toe cap, before
being threatened.

Mr Alexander's bike was "battered" and his Garmin sat nav destroyed.

He was later treated in hospital for his injuries.

http://www.thenorthernecho.co.uk/new...action=success

ROTFPMSL! I wish there was a video.

I bet you wish, you sociopathic swine!

And I thought

Yeah, there's the snag again!

--
Birdbrain Macaw's (now "James Wilkinson" LOL) sociopathic "mind" at work:
"If you need a speed limit sign to tell you how fast is safe to drive on a
road, you're a **** driver. Everybody should choose their own speed."
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