PMSL!


“I was riding down a hill when I suddenly hit a pothole,” she said. “I ended
up flying over the handlebars and landed face first onto the tarmac in front
of me.

http://www.thenorthernecho.co.uk/new...for_I ronman/

Grow up, get a job and buy a car.
Looks like a lespo to me. But most cyclists are the other way inclined.