"Mike Vandeman" wrote in message
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The bicycle is a wonderful tool, but like any technological
aid, it can be used for good (e.g. to replace auto travel) or evil
[much snippage]

Oh that is priceless.

"My bike is used for... [wait for it]...evil! Bwah, hah, hah, haaaaa!"

Anyone know where I can get a bike-helmet with a design based around
that of Darth Vader? Then I can _look_ the part too.

You made my morning,
Mike