On Sunday, January 14, 2018 at 12:38:28 AM UTC, Simon Jester wrote:
On Saturday, January 13, 2018 at 7:43:01 PM UTC, Mr Pounder Esquire wrote:

I'm originally (age 11) from Manchester

Explains a lot.

What do you want to be when you grow up?

A retired fire extinguisher salesman!