autumn in oz
autumn in oz
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oh hey psychic blog
that sings to me in
music
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Beats International
'Dub be good to me'
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i swung a leg over
nippleclamp
thmad suspension uniccyle aqnd
th ****in mp3 player
is working today
go figure
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couldnt get a spark out of it
yesterday
in byron bay
sorry dude
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just came back from a
ten k or so
late afternoon surf
over th land and
th mp3 player
didnt skip a beat
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lovely unicycle
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still got a kink in th neck
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jumped 20 odd traffic islands
tryin to straighten it
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yoga later
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from a unicycle crash
earlier in th week
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i dunno
electrical devices and me
just dont get along
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fiddled for 10 minutes yesterday
worked first try today
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karma dude
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so i stuffed it around
many low flying trees
this arv
it's all good
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James Blunt
'Goodbye My Lover'
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trippin on
underworld's
born slippy
and slippin down th grass and earth path
to th footbridge
on th main road
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a savage jumpup but
doable
th 24 wheel
ate it up
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a little bit of grass surfing
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sorry dude
slipped into yr yard there
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ah well
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so ya wouldnt play music
so i could fly nice
and do a tribute
to the unicycle man of byron bay
u fractious bitch u
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yr long gone brother
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and th music wouldnt play
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maybe i bring
two mp3 players with me
nxt time i come to town
i do pack two unicycles
in th boot of th limo
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but if th tyre does go flat
i generally ride it anyway
for at least a while
is fun as
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The Kinks
'Till The End Of The Day'
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ridin on th rim
usin wot;s left of th tyre as
a cushion
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ride often enough
with pressure so low
i get rim dings
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th beach
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a hard ten k ride didnt
straighten my neck
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but everythin warmed up now and
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much yoga later
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Underworld
'Born Slippy'
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feelin a mite more slippery now
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loading drugs:
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so th young man is
suspended from school again hey
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Led Zeppelin
'Dazed And Confused'
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point one
never punch th headmasters
wall
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he's one of us
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definitley one of th brothers
his nuts are
fractious
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i hear yr mother is spinnin out
i care
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well
as much as can be expected
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hitmen arent renowned for their warm loving feelings
toward others
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yr mother thinks i'll deck ya
and lose th plot again
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it's all good
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i dont agree with th bitch ok
rather side wi u
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or th lad
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go hard young man
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got a lot to live up to
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when i told th **** i was
minder to th money
in th carnival
then he got it
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catwoman's family
left th
tribe long ago
fallen gypsies
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idiots put down roots
on th beach
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though yr facial features looked
familiar
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The Red Hot Chilli Peppers
'Track No08'
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a family resemblance maybe
to another redheaded gypsie girl i knew
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feisty
fey and
gritty
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i got a txt last night
we'll do it again soon
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mad redhead
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is how yr addressed in my phone
she;s ok wi that
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fair enough then
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i had a nice weekend
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strolling
with a hot redhead
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picked th wrong slacks i think
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she's gettin hot but
still window shoppin
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lookit all these kombi pottery paulie
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hmm
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?
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beth gibbons and rustin man
sand river
autumn leaves - first lyric
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i left a doddle
on yr notepad
a drawing of a 72 kombi
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i drew somethin
didnt know wot
asked catwoman jane
it;s a surfboard
with trees growin out of it
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took me a while
i'm
the land surfer
oh i get it
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and a drawing of a little house
sittin atop
a huge water tank
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i had a mate
converted his
pool
into a water tank
he wont be th last
locally
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th rain;s coming
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The Kinks
'David Watts'
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cant tell water from champagne - lyric
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water so precious here
now
huge drought
is champagne
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on th tube tonight
on th news
th price of water
just gone up
fifteen percent
to th councils
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they'll add a whack
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i cant stop th rain coming
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sydney
got clobbered last night
it didnt go in th catchment areas but
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Mudvayne
'Happy'
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th land
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whose witchdoctor i am
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i liked th rainbow
yesterday
in rainbow country
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made up for th mp3 player
failing to commit
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i wont make th
kombi shaped
ocarina
till i get th shape right
th artist in me
wasnt happy wi th shapes presented to me
in th shop window
but i think i know why
t keep volkswagen away
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i took a pottery commission
from an aborignal elder
a special ocarina
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have to make ith eyebrows
be th top holes
of th ocarina
leave it wi me
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The Red Hot Chilli Peppers
'Track No07'
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u want local clays mixed in ?
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hmm
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high fire kilns dont come cheap
not livin near th train tracks anymore
coal fallin off th wagons
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let me think on it
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might water inject
a suitable substance
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goen for a fatter look
makin cuddly pottery
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it not musical though
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we climbed back in th car
th fj holden
full octave ocarina on th dash
that my blackbrother fell in luv with
th previous night
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it;s bainsey's but
i havent seen im yet
to give it to him
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livin in th car
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Steppenwolf
'Pusher Man'
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th wheels dont turn
all high fired clay
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a squashed and
chopped fj
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where will i
put th blow hole
in a kombi model
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hide th
ocarina holes
under th pop top
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a splittie or
a later
70's van
no two pieces are ever
th same
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one with
unicycles on th roof
instead of surf boards
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lookin round my room
i see three split screen kombis
a splittie then
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now wot drive train and
suspension package
would we bury in a splittie
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shoehorn a
touareg in there
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four wheel drive and go beach
frazer island
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a coupel wheels to go surfin on
when th surf is ****ed
and a coupel thrusters
wi th their fins turned upside down
on roof racks
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and two twelve foot
surf rods
for th tailor
tailor fishing
is better than sex
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now look tailor
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get a little white dog up ya
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Nickelback
'Nickelback - Learn The Hard Wa'
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paris
listen
u must insert
th other end first
not th breathin end
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they wriggle better but
it dont last as long
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a vibrator doesnt **** in yr handbag
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wonder if ya could train th dog by
****tin in th handbag
that'll teach it
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PULL
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just catapulting peasants
who wont give up bein fat
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Chris Isaak
'Wicked Game'
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lazy ****er
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right out past th shark nets
SPLAT
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dinner is served
with just th right amount of fat u like
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they more used to eatin blubber animals
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are u a lazy peasant with a huge arse ?
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i admit
it's inflammatory
t write that
on th notice
on th catapult but
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th fat bitches wobble
as they go off th ctapult
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makes em harder to shoot
with th shotguns so
it all evens out
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it;s a kindness
to hit em in midflight
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just feedin th sharks mr orificer
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"well he's got ****in holes in im"
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bad peasant
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PULL
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odd
he left his cap behind
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Jewel
'Standing Still'
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left it standing still and all
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ah **** i'm psychic
why am i so surprised
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ah i'm out of it
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Will Smith
'Switch'
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th kombi's ?
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takin longer than i expected
to knock th lugs
off my new unicycle tyre
a tough little bugger
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got a coupel places to be tomorrow
maybe on anzac day
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it spat
on three climbs this arv
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nuthin too savage
hey i'm alive but
still havin stiction problems
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i see th doctor
pulled tenth
in th bike racin and our guy
stoner won
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read back to my psychci diary page
rea dit fast and
it says
i apolo
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AC
'Walk All Over You'
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gise
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ah well doctor
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acdc jenny
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stupid computer
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****in random number generator
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still tryin to figure out
how many iterations u can throw
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i put in some spy code
read th mind of
th spinning random number generator
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have to go back in and
do some rewrites
half th program usin
one phase of th random number generator
and one half usin th other
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wot number u got for me
just
in my readMind variable
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ok then
use that number
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th master random number generator
code
that picks th songs
is usin th front end
of th beast
but th spy window
shows th brains spinning live and
th numbers look interesting
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a skull
pirate skull and cross bones
with numbers spitting out
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Mudvayne
'Happy'
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u like that jenny
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a dead inanimate thing
spitting nonsense
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and th better
th nonsense
th more sense it makes
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th intial cock
of th random number generator wheel
is with three primes
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cock th wheels
spin
and watch th randomness
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we'll switch to th readmind variable
global
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just
wotever number is in it
when ya check
wi th usual
wait states built in
naturally
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how long do i wait
till i read th spinning brain's
random number
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Marcy Playground
'Sex And Candy'
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th timer event
will trigger changes in th length of th timer
randomly
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once th beat
has a cocked rhythm
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is still too regular
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seeking randomness
in a windows computer
we have more
to use in our bag of tricks yet
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it multi taksing
th timing of events
take different times
on different runs
stop watching read times and
clocking data
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The Kinks
'Starstruck'
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when th random numbe rgenerator
starts throwin close
we'll know
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"the kinks"
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we talkin introducin th wobbles
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"reintroducin"
i know
i've written this code before
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writin crypto
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we use time ticks
in an irregular way
to drive th random number generator wheel
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pseudo code
all programming starts wi an idea
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a net pc
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?
'?'
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things bein added
left right and centre
most of which
th user dont see
jenny.exe can see
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where are th temporary internet files stored ?
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how many mp3's
in th pc
now
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how many a week ago
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how many
timer ticks
has th computer logged
since it's last startup
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wot time is it ?
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wot's th length of my filename
in th position where i've been stored
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open th fat table
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deleted file starts here
do a random read
in th deleted data
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seeking
randomess
seeking in files
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sniffing in live memory
we could do in dos
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maybe in a dos box i could
add
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Soft Cell
'Tainted Love'
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have to be careful
wot tools i give jenny
read access to th FAT
the file allocation table
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grab a couple registry keys and
use this
slimy windows hack
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always have to add
soemthing that;s impossible
an undocumented feature or two
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Deborah Coleman
'My Heart Bleeds Blue'
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or
how to get th blue screen of death
with one mouse click
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crashed explorer.exe again
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glad it autosaves
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back into th compiler
i dont think so
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pull a number out of yr head
and feed it that
ok
we got a response
time to hit google and see why
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my diary only findable
across google and her sisters
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a coded reply
can be anywhere on th net
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sittin in a newsgroup post
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till th spiders come along and
gobble it up
the search engines
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sort by relevance
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oh hey
google gave me a five star for that posting
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hmm
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must of addressed something
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Bjork
'Venus As A Boy'
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volume slider in vb6
use -32767 to zero and
take slider pos into variable
add 32767 to th result
gets u to zero to 32767
then double th result
and then update th slider from variable
FIX
mixer vol accepts
0 to 65535
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fiddle
u'll get it
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for every action
there';s an equal and opposite reaction
they had to make th slider backwards
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it still steals and
loses focus
bugs evrywhere
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Nirvana
'About A Girl'
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Peter Gabrial & Kate Bush
'Dont Give Up'
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Nirvana
'On a Plain'
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the wizard has left th blog
pirating good music i think
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pirate jenny
"black"
'the land surfer"
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p.s.
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Coldplay
'Yellow'
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