On 04/05/2018 10:37, Peter Keller wrote:
On 04/05/18 06:44, JNugent wrote:
On 03/05/2018 17:53, MrCheerful wrote:

http://metro.co.uk/2018/05/03/man-su...theft-7517039/


I know... the turd on the bike had to stop for a red light and that's
how the man running after him caught up?

Something like that, anyway.

So the bicyclist not stopping at a red light would not be a turd?

Er... no.

Someone not carrying out a street robbery ("handbag theft", remember?)
would be in with a chance of not being that.

I will remain a turd and stop at the red light so as I can gaze upon the
delicious maidens.

(and probably be caught -- rightly so)

I'm shocked. How often do you steal handbags?