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Old March 16th 07, 10:06 PM posted to alt.music.rush,alt.mountain-bike
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Default attn: Ride-A-Lot-Poochums, courage tips 4 U

Attention Poochums:

I have some more courage tips for you.

Carry an enchilada in your pocket.

A picture of J.D. in your other, and make sure you put the pink
bannana seat and basket on the front, on the bike.

This will make you in harmony with the cosmos, they will recognize you
as a guardian of Earth and make sure you won't become victim of your
own sissydom and/or the Mooseys.

In fact, the Mooseys will like you and befriend you due to you having
an enchilada in your pocket.

You should also consider carrying a monkey dish in your pocket. Uh,
your back pocket..

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