William Asher wrote:
There's hope for all of us if they change the rules. For example, if they
expand the teams to around 20,000 riders each, then the top guys could get
handslung over the entire stage. It would look like a 200-km rider bucket
brigade. But the point is with 20 teams of 20,000 that's 400,000 riders,
plenty of room for fatty masters and LIVEDRUNK(tm)s.

Have you ever tried giving a fatty master a handsling (bearing in mind
Newtons 3rd law) ?