Here is the fastest stock bike in the known universe

http://www.wisil.recumbents.com/wisil/misc/nocom.htm

Time for all you intelligent riders to order one just in time for the
holiday season.

There is nothing better than flying down the road on a splitter bike and
passing everything in sight including those old school slowracer
antiques and upwrong ass hatchets with slither's of leather up their ass
..

Holiday Cheers,
Johnny