Zoot Katz wrote:

I causally, at 2am, stopped a couple of perforated and studded punks
on the street and asked them if they thought my belt was cool.

He liked the belt. She liked the buckle. Then they looked closer at
six of the others I had and realised they were recycled bicycle parts.
That got them both excited and I respectfully listened to what they
had to say. (hmmm)

They're not so blind they can't spot kool zut when they see it.

Somewhere, on some alt.punk newsgroup, s/he's posting about this strange old
biker coot who, roaming the alleys at 2 AM, made them look at his "belt"
(hoping it's not a euphemism).

Weirdo! eg