Paul Hays wrote in message
Did you read any further? It goes on to say:

".... We believe in bicycles as a passion - the passion of the racer, ekeing
out every possible bit of speed; the passion of the collector, restoring the
bike he rode as a child forty years ago; the passion of the homebuilding
tinkerer, putting together a chopper or a recumbent

Reading that far is the problem, he talks about recumbents and
choppers -whatever a chopper is?


I'm not even sure where you got the bit about tattoos.

By the look of the guy in the picture, those types always have ugly
tattoos all over themselves.

This is what a bike shop is:
www.campionecycles.com

A real road shop doesn't care if it takes them forever to get a
website up and running.