Now that I mention Shark Valley, that would be a nice ride from
downtown Miami IF IT WERE SAFE...

"This park is located on US 41 (Tamiami Trail) 35 miles from downtown
Miami, and 17.5 miles west of Florida Highway 997 (Krome Avenue)."

Imagine you go on a bike tour along Little Havana and beyond through
the Urban Jungle... Will you make it alive? Or will you just throw
yourself to the alligators in desperation?

"Strap you bike to the car and make your way out there, you will not
regret it !"

http://www.yelp.com/biz/the-shark-va...nal-park-miami

I wonder why it says "strap your bike to the car" and not "get on your
bike and go!"?