On Tuesday, April 9, 2019 at 4:44:00 PM UTC+1, Mr Pounder Esquire wrote:
Just me and my little dog.
Three cyclists came blasting past us on the footpath, I did not see them
coming.
Then myself and my little dog walked past a small green area. The cyclists
were all sat on the grass skinning up.
Their silly bicycles were just dumped on the footpath, as always. I booted
one out of my way. One cyclist opened the usual stupid mouth to have a crack
at me, then the pillock thought that it may not be a good idea.
Utter scum.

Strange how these things always happen to you.
A cynic might think you are just making it up to get attention.