Can't escape the Criminal Record, though, can you?
Guess again. It's the natural result of four mountain bikers lying under oath (what else is new?).
No, see this thread ...
https://groups.google.com/d/msg/alt....M/nYQ7Q36X8akJ
.... where, by your own testimony, you make a conviction for Battery almost inevitable.
Which, I would imagine, is why you were convicted ...
The only liar here is you ...