On 01/11/2018 11:08, Bod wrote:

On 01/11/2018 10:12, Peter Keller wrote:
On 11/1/18 6:28 AM, Simon Jester wrote:
On Wednesday, October 31, 2018 at 9:38:18 AM UTC, Peter Keller wrote:
On 10/31/18 4:57 AM, MrCheerful wrote:

https://www.bournemouthecho.co.uk/ne...gistbury-head/

Did you use one hand or two?

Did you use the serrated or smooth tweezers? is more appropriate.

Apologies.
You are correct.

He possibly prefers exhaust pipes.

I don't know about exhaust pipes, but your remark certainly reminded me
of this (from a few years ago and which will be well-remembered here):

https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/1569272/Man-who-had-sex-with-bicycle-sentenced.html

QUOTE:
By Auslan Cramb, Scottish Correspondent12:01AM GMT 14 Nov 2007

A "cycle-sexualist" caught half-naked in a compromising position with
his bicycle has been put on probation for three years.
Xxxxxx Xxxxxxx's unlikely perversion has been analysed in chat rooms
around the world after he was caught by two cleaners who walked in on
him in a hostel room.
The 51-year-old was naked from the waist down and when the women opened
the door he paused only to ask, "What is it, hen?", before continuing to
"move his hips back and forth as if to simulate sex".
ENDQUOTE

The journo's name is worth a mention on its own.

And perhaps it's safer for cyclists to keep their bikes at home rather
than take them to a hotel for a tryst. The kitchen, perhaps. Or the bedroom.