On Feb 17, 8:37 am, "Clive George" wrote:
"wafflycat" wrote in message

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But I thoroughly enjoyed being out on a lovely pootle of the lanes with my
nearest & dearest. One of the joys is having him cycle in front of me and
I can ogle his rear end to my heart's content. One of the joys of cycling
is what it does to a bloke's rear end in terms of toning and muscle.
T'aint nuthin finer than a fit bloke's 4r$3 in Lycra.

I've said it before : Tandem - you don't just get to ogle :-)

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Smell-o-vision

or perhaps

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scratch_and_sniff

(yes, I know you're not going to bite :-( )

I would hope not. Very distracting :-)

James