I'm starting a movement called "Critical ASS."

=v= You'll have to find a new name. That one is already
taken for some nude bike rides.

=v= Since you seem so taken with adolescent "**** you"
namecalling, why not try "Critical Mess?" It's not any more
original than "Critical Ass," but nobody's been using it
lately and it seems an evergreen source of mirth for simple
minds, which would make it pretty ideal for you.
_Jym_