Doug Haxton hopes:

We eagerly await your proof.

Don't hold your breath, Doug. I mean, _really_, don't hold your breath.
Mike will not reply with anything that anyone could possibly confuse with
"proof", and in fact you will be lucky to get more than his standard "Coz
you're a LIAR! DUH!!"
He has a long history, and is best left in peace....

Steve