"Mark Thompson" (change warm for hot) of
wrote:
Riding home down Oxford Street/Wilmslow Road in Manchester I came across a load
of cones blocking half the road and big ****-off signs saying 'ROAD CLOSED' and
'DIVERSION' with an arrow pointing down a side street. I also saw a load of
cars attempting to drive on the wrong side of the road against the oncoming
traffic. They travelled about, ooh, 50metres before they all got stuck. The
best bit was that they couldn't get out again 'cos there was no-where to turn
and the car at the back couldn't see that the one at the front was stuck.

A couple of days after Mark posted this I was riding in the opposite
direction (north) along the same road in the early evening. I nearly fell
off my bike laughing when I saw there were two cycle cops going along this
line of idiots booking them.
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