remove the polite word to reply wrote:
One trick I use in my low budget, low talent pursuit of pro-looking
cadences is to do four pedal revolutions per breath cycle, or some
variant of that.

The only problem with that is, the harder you breathe,
the faster you pedal. The faster you pedal, the harder
you breathe. Pretty soon you're going the speed of light,
but you're also using up all the oxygen.

--Blair
"And you'll have to suck the air
out of your tires if you want to
go any faster."