"Colin Blackburn" wrote in message
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Actually May, twice, is much funnier. It claims to be in York---Arthur,
do you know where it is and why it is fenced off?

Colin

This one is one of my all-time favourites...

http://www.17beechroad.freeserve.co.uk/WarringtonCycleCampaign/facility-of-the-month/November2004.htm

Cheers, helen s