On Sep 7, 11:56*pm, Mike Vandeman wrote:
On Sep 7, 12:07*pm, "Jeff Strickland" wrote:

There is NOTHING in that story that indicates a mountain bike event.

We've taken up a collection for you to get a brain transplant to double your
IQ. We are looking for the donor chicken now. We can't find one smart
enough.

The only thing you know how to collect is dust.

Mike collects frequent flyer miles even though he claims that
airplanes are "just "convenient" for people who don't care
about the environment."