On 31/05/2013 11:32, Partac wrote:

http://www.windsorexpress.co.uk/News...t-31052013.htm

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....the woman told an employee at the estate agent she was in a rush to
get a train to work when she cycled up the street and had not realised
it was one-way.
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What, it's on her way to the station where she catches the train to work
every day and she "had not realised it was one-way"?

Yeah, right.