Hey Gang (as well as official scorekeepers and drug
testing personnel) -

In transient triumph the treacherously intransigent
TROLL transparently traduced:

You [referring to himself with bizarre yet fairly
typical illogic] are now the champion poster of all
time to ARBR.

Today the TROLL's announcement came:
At last he's reached new heights of fame...
But there's one doubt I must proclaim:

Guys, wasn't there some silly game
Last winter when someone took aim
And did his best to maul and maim
The TROLL's huge ego? In that flame
Dispute (not 'WAR', folks; much too tame),
Some words were posted in his name
By some rude dude or rowdy dame
(Some poor low racer got the blame.)
I couldn't tell; they looked the same
(That is to say: offensive, lame).

This simple point I have to frame:
If those are counted in his claim,
The TROLL has reached new depths of shame.

Regards,
Wayne