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Old October 11th 17, 08:44 PM posted to uk.rec.cycling
Simon Jester
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On Wednesday, October 11, 2017 at 8:27:01 PM UTC+1, Mr Pounder Esquire wrote:
Simon Jester wrote:
On Wednesday, October 11, 2017 at 7:36:42 PM UTC+1, Mr Pounder
Esquire wrote:
Simon Jester wrote:
On Wednesday, October 11, 2017 at 4:34:22 PM UTC+1, Mr Pounder
Esquire wrote:
A MOTHER has raised concerns after finding a knife holstered to a
bike in a street where her children were playing.

Pictures show the six-inch blade which had been attached to the
underside of the BMX's handlebars.

http://www.thisislancashire.co.uk/ne...omments-anchor

Probably Another drug dealing lump of **** cyclist.

"decided to take it to her house"
"I just took it"

Clear case of theft, why is she not in prison?

Bait not taken.


The knife did not belong to her and she handed over to a third party.
Dishonest appropriation with intent to permanently deprive, i.e theft.

You really a prick.


Ingliss spoke hear.


Yoda.
You really are a prick.


Why are you calling Yoda a prick?

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Old October 11th 17, 08:59 PM posted to uk.rec.cycling
Mr Pounder Esquire
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James Wilkinson Sword wrote:
On Wed, 11 Oct 2017 19:21:32 +0100, Mr Pounder Esquire
wrote:
wrote:
On Wednesday, October 11, 2017 at 5:21:29 PM UTC+1, Mr Pounder
Esquire wrote:
Bod wrote:
On 11/10/2017 16:34, Mr Pounder Esquire wrote:
A MOTHER has raised concerns after finding a knife holstered to a
bike in a street where her children were playing.

Pictures show the six-inch blade which had been attached to the
underside of the BMX's handlebars.

http://www.thisislancashire.co.uk/ne...omments-anchor

Probably Another drug dealing lump of **** cyclist.


About the same length as the weapon you carry with you in your
pocket.

How very very predictable. Cheap common response from a cheap
common cyclist.
I carry the chisel for one reason, in case I'm attacked by thugs
riding bicycles on the footpath.
Tell us why a cyclist should hide a knife on his bicycle.
Of course, if the bicycle had registration plates the owner would
be traceable.

PHucker and me both have a 7'' weapon!


PHucker once told me that he had a 9" wanger, but you know all about
the **** and lies that he posts.
I myself actually do have a 9" wanger, dunno about your wanger and
don't really want to know.
How are you getting on with your new job, Mr Mason?


I have never told anybody I have a 9" wanger. I have always said
it's 7", and made comment about certain websites which say the
average is 5 or 6 or some such pathetic size.


You told me and Bod that you have a 9" wanger.
I remember things. You have admitted that your memory is ****.
I remember a lot of things. Best you stfu.


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Old October 11th 17, 10:07 PM posted to uk.rec.cycling
Peeler[_2_]
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Default Birdbrain Macaw (now "James Wilkinson" LOL), the Sociopathic Attention Whore

On Wed, 11 Oct 2017 20:25:25 +0100, Birdbrain Macaw (now "James Wilkinson"),
the pathological attention whore of all the uk ngs, blathered again:


PHucker once told me that he had a 9" wanger, but you know all about the
**** and lies that he posts.
I myself actually do have a 9" wanger, dunno about your wanger and don't
really want to know.
How are you getting on with your new job, Mr Mason?


I have never told anybody I have a 9" wanger. I have always said it's
7", and made comment about certain websites which say the average is 5 or
6 or some such pathetic size.


You make up all kinds of numbers and things all the time, filthy sociopath!

--
Birdbrain Macaw's (now "James Wilkinson" LOL) about his "IQs":
"I'm 135 actually, done several tests. The average over the world is 100,
which is pretty damn thick."
MID:

"I have an IQ of 140".
"I am seldom wrong".
(Courtesy of Mr Pounder)
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Old October 11th 17, 10:07 PM posted to uk.rec.cycling
Peeler[_2_]
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Default Birdbrain Macaw (now "James Wilkinson" LOL), the Sociopathic Attention Whore

On Wed, 11 Oct 2017 21:08:48 +0100, Birdbrain Macaw (now "James Wilkinson"),
the pathological attention whore of all the uk ngs, blathered again:

You told me and Bod that you have a 9" wanger. I remember things. You
have admitted that your memory is ****. I remember a lot of things. Best
you stfu.


I have never said such a thing. Stop revealing your innermost desires about me.


People who know how SICK you are, will rather believe him than you,
Birdbrain!

--
Tony944 addressing Birdbrain Macaw:
"I seen and heard many people but you are on top of list being first class
ass hole jerk. ...You fit under unconditional Idiot and should be put in
mental institution.
MID:

--
Pelican to Birdbrain Macaw:
"Ok. I'm persuaded . You are an idiot."
MID:
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Old October 12th 17, 10:27 AM posted to uk.rec.cycling
Peter Keller[_3_]
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On 12.10.2017 04:34, Mr Pounder Esquire wrote:
A MOTHER has raised concerns after finding a knife holstered to a bike in a
street where her children were playing.

Pictures show the six-inch blade which had been attached to the underside of
the BMX's handlebars.

http://www.thisislancashire.co.uk/ne...omments-anchor

Probably Another drug dealing lump of **** cyclist.


And it is OK to carry a sharpened battle-axe dripping with gore and bile
and venom in your back pocket?
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Old October 12th 17, 10:32 AM posted to uk.rec.cycling
Peter Keller[_3_]
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On 12.10.2017 08:39, Simon Jester wrote:
On Wednesday, October 11, 2017 at 5:21:29 PM UTC+1, Mr Pounder Esquire wrote:

I carry the chisel for one reason, in case I'm attacked by thugs riding
bicycles on the footpath.
Tell us why a cyclist should hide a knife on his bicycle.



Because cycling on a public footpath is not illegal and he may need to defend himself against sad lonely old men carrying chisels?



Sure.
If this one encounters MR Pounder while riding on the footpath he would
no doubt stop or veer to the side to avoid the pedestrian.
Now he is a sitting duck for MR Pounder to pull out his sharpened
battleaxe dripping with his bile, snot and slime and venom and take a
good murderous swipe.
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Old October 12th 17, 06:19 PM posted to uk.rec.cycling
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On Wednesday, October 11, 2017 at 7:21:50 PM UTC+1, Mr Pounder Esquire wrote:

PHucker and me both have a 7'' weapon!


PHucker once told me that he had a 9" wanger, but you know all about the
**** and lies that he posts.
I myself actually do have a 9" wanger, dunno about your wanger and don't
really want to know.
How are you getting on with your new job, Mr Mason?


I have been offered several £18000 lab jobs, but since I get £17000 pa for doing SFA,I am 100% retired now!


I am downsizing instead :-)

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Old October 20th 17, 09:30 AM posted to uk.rec.cycling
Judith[_4_]
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On Wed, 11 Oct 2017 12:39:38 -0700 (PDT), Simon Jester
wrote:

On Wednesday, October 11, 2017 at 5:21:29 PM UTC+1, Mr Pounder Esquire wrote:

I carry the chisel for one reason, in case I'm attacked by thugs riding
bicycles on the footpath.
Tell us why a cyclist should hide a knife on his bicycle.



Because cycling on a public footpath is not illegal


Most odd: please can you explain why section 72 of the Highways Act provides

"Penalty on persons committing nuisances by riding on footpaths, &c."

Surprised they do that - if its not illegal.

Unless you are just not bright of course.

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