tripping on unicycles

tripping on unicycles
+++

dont do this at home

it's more fun thru th city

+++
robbie williams
'tripping'

preview
+++

nice fast rhythm
right price

should b good in th ears
trippin

on a unicycle in th surf


smie l

+++

if i find nuthing else

new



in life
which i wont


i found unicycle trippin

+++

maintenance on unicycles
is zen dependant

ya gotta have gumption
that's true

but once
ya crack th

million smile barrier

th flat tyres kind adisappear

and for some reason

yur car starts breakin down

at home


instead of strandin ya


****in anywhere




hmmmm







zen


+++



seriously trippin


+++



i was drivin a diesel ute
runnin out of fuel

pp pp pp

roll into th
service station driveway

ah ****

stopped at the


petrol pump


had to push it


twenty feet



it's th clown in me

+++


phaedrus woulda dug it

+++

you can
drive ride
fly


so many things
and ppl


will just watch ya sail by



but



roll by on a unciycle
dead relaxed

hey i'm ****in stoned


and most ppl
all of a sudden

think they have an excuse


to talk



comment


ad ****in nauseum




where's your other wheel ?



"arent you ****in clever ?"



comment



pls comment





i read so much









just ridin along






surfing

the land






and four out of five ppl



have to say








something



+++



t shirt

shutup

im not

listening

+++



i'm just
comin hoem from th shop


i know yur scared of ridin unicycles
but this is ridiculous

+++


look


it's not for everybody

you just



stick with yur two wheeled


girls bicycles

"safety bicycles"



and leave th interesting **** to us


hey


go race each other over mountains for kicks


"they do that"


**** this is a sick society


+++



yeah man
safety everything

we'll never go to th stars

+++


2030

safety helmet to urinate standing up
"and have to pay a helmet tax"

+++

how's my pirate download goin ?
"mostly excellent"

+++
Robbie Williams & Nicole Kidman
'somethin stupid'
+++

no comment
"mungrel"

+++

i cant ride a unicycle to this song

off into th outer edges of

silly


"somethin stupid'

smiel
CRASH
+++

woops

sideways into th wet grass

+++

"when does bad cop bad cop start ?"
bout one and half cone's time
"kuta"

+++
rogue traders
'voodoo child'
+++

nasty red bitch

just pulled in th drive


xe falcon


big body kit

and rumbling v8



smile


"paulie ya prick"

+++


"ya psychic prick"
"i'll get you"

+++



gotta go talk cars with ma mad brother

so how loose is her rear end man ?

"tight as"
"spool diff"



you stay out of this

..
..
..

"jenny"
+
paulie
=
the land surfer
+++

p.s.

**** off and stop readin my diary