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Old August 18th 03, 08:02 PM
Carla A-G
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"P e t e F a g e r l i n" wrote in message
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http://home.pacbell.net/psf0/ohyes.jpg


Tell me that you found that thing lying in the middle of the trail
somewhere...

- CA-G

Can-Am Girls Kick Ass!


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Old August 18th 03, 08:11 PM
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Tell me that you found that thing lying in the middle of the trail
somewhere...

- CA-G

Can-Am Girls Kick Ass!


Carla wants it back.

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Old August 18th 03, 08:12 PM
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"P e t e F a g e r l i n" wrote in message
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An exciting new product that is sure to revolutionize the somewhat
staid chainstay protector market while at the same time offering an
amazing amount of protection.

Oliver's Oh Yes!!, Oh Yes!!, Oh Yess! chainstay protector is nearing
release. Here's a picture from a recent product testing session.

http://home.pacbell.net/psf0/ohyes.jpg


Dildo voodoo, my ass.

DOH!

Bill "or whatever that joke's punchline is" S.


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Old August 18th 03, 08:18 PM
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On Mon, 18 Aug 2003 15:02:28 -0400, "Carla A-G"
wrote:

"P e t e F a g e r l i n" wrote in message
.. .
http://home.pacbell.net/psf0/ohyes.jpg


Tell me that you found that thing lying in the middle of the trail
somewhere...


Part of a practical joke that went like this:

Group break in the middle of a 5 hour Tahoe XC fest.

I slyly ask if anyone has a crank puller since I claim my BB needs to
be tightened.

Marc takes of his enormous pack, sets it on the ground, and begins to
unload stuff to see if he brought a crank puller, as the group looks
on.

A pair of panties is tossed out onto the ground.

A huge roll of duct tape follows.

A full-sized hammer is next.

Then his dad's vietnam-era combat knife.

Then the didlo, which bounces quite nicely and rolls to a stop.

His reply:

Nope, no crank puller.

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Old August 18th 03, 08:19 PM
Carla A-G
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"kanotspell" wrote in message
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http://home.pacbell.net/psf0/ohyes.jpg



Tell me that you found that thing lying in the middle of the trail
somewhere...

- CA-G

Can-Am Girls Kick Ass!


Carla wants it back.


Did I even make any inclination that it belonged to me? I don't even ride
the same trails as Pete...can't be mine.

- CA-G

Can-Am Girls Kick Ass!



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Old August 18th 03, 08:23 PM
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"Sorni" wrote in message
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Dildo voodoo, my ass.

DOH!

Bill "or whatever that joke's punchline is" S.


Bill, you shouldn't put "dildo" and "ass" in the same sentence...:-)

- CA-G

Can-Am Girls Kick Ass!


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Old August 18th 03, 08:31 PM
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Tell me that you found that thing lying in the middle of the trail
somewhere...


Carla wants it back.



Did I even make any inclination that it belonged to me? I don't even ride
the same trails as Pete...can't be mine.


joke n.

1. Something said or done to evoke laughter or amusement, especially
an amusing story with a punch line.
2. A mischievous trick; a prank.
3. An amusing or ludicrous incident or situation.
4. Informal.
1. Something not to be taken seriously; a triviality: The
accident was no joke.
2. An object of amusement or laughter; a laughingstock: His
loud tie was the joke of the office.



Not necessarily a good one, but a joke nonetheless.

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Old August 18th 03, 08:38 PM
Carla A-G
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"kanotspell" wrote in message
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joke n.

1. Something said or done to evoke laughter or amusement, especially
an amusing story with a punch line.
2. A mischievous trick; a prank.
3. An amusing or ludicrous incident or situation.
4. Informal.
1. Something not to be taken seriously; a triviality: The
accident was no joke.
2. An object of amusement or laughter; a laughingstock: His
loud tie was the joke of the office.

Not necessarily a good one, but a joke nonetheless.


I was not amused...:-)

- CA-G

Can-Am Girls Kick Ass!


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Old August 18th 03, 10:34 PM
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"P e t e F a g e r l i n" wrote in message
...
An exciting new product that is sure to revolutionize the somewhat
staid chainstay protector market while at the same time offering an
amazing amount of protection.

Oliver's Oh Yes!!, Oh Yes!!, Oh Yess! chainstay protector is nearing
release. Here's a picture from a recent product testing session.

http://home.pacbell.net/psf0/ohyes.jpg


I think those Oliver's folks must be a bunch of pervs!

Matt (oh the horror!)


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Old August 18th 03, 10:39 PM
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"Carla A-G" wrote in message
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"Sorni" wrote in message
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Dildo voodoo, my ass.

DOH!

Bill "or whatever that joke's punchline is" S.


Bill, you shouldn't put "dildo" and "ass" in the same sentence...:-)


No kidding! But I *swear* there's a joke that ends with that line, and I
was merely repeating it.

Really!

Honest.

Sigh...

Bill "someone help me out here" S.

PS: Nevermind, I Googled it!
http://www.jokebarn.com/showjoke.php?JokeID=1170

Whew. Sweet vinDICKation


 




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