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Old December 7th 18, 06:39 PM posted to uk.rec.cycling
MrCheerful
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Default Brighton bottom slapping bicyclist NOT banged up

24+ OFFENCES, including causing broken bones, yet he gets a suspended
sentence.. why is he here still?

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...ree-court.html
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Old December 7th 18, 07:24 PM posted to uk.rec.cycling
Mr Pounder Esquire
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Default Brighton bottom slapping bicyclist NOT banged up

MrCheerful wrote:
24+ OFFENCES, including causing broken bones, yet he gets a suspended
sentence.. why is he here still?

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...ree-court.html



Apparently he suffers from serious 'intellectual impairment". As do all
cyclists. To ride a silly kid's toy in the ****ing down rain to sign on the
dole can only mean one thing - you are a cyclist.
This arsehole should be deported.



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Old December 8th 18, 12:45 AM posted to uk.rec.cycling
JNugent[_10_]
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On 07/12/2018 18:24, Mr Pounder Esquire wrote:

MrCheerful wrote:


24+ OFFENCES, including causing broken bones, yet he gets a suspended
sentence.. why is he here still?


https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...ree-court.html


Apparently he suffers from serious 'intellectual impairment". As do all
cyclists. To ride a silly kid's toy in the ****ing down rain to sign on the
dole can only mean one thing - you are a cyclist.
This arsehole should be deported.


Well...

Don't forget that he is a valuable member of society.

He might only be a teporaraily-unemployed dishwasher, and he might have
"mental impairment", but as a cyclist, he is automatically Considerably
Richer Than Yow. And for cyclists, havig a higher than average income
(as this chap must have, if he is a cyclist) is the only important
social marker.

Being on the Sexual Offenders' Register doensn't matter at all to other
cyclists.

And if you don't beleieve me, watch how they intervene to defend him.

If they dare, on this occasion.
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Old December 8th 18, 01:18 AM posted to uk.rec.cycling
Simon Jester
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Default Brighton bottom slapping bicyclist NOT banged up

On Friday, December 7, 2018 at 6:24:39 PM UTC, Mr Pounder Esquire wrote:
MrCheerful wrote:
24+ OFFENCES, including causing broken bones, yet he gets a suspended
sentence.. why is he here still?

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...ree-court.html



Apparently he suffers from serious 'intellectual impairment". As do all
cyclists. To ride a silly kid's toy in the ****ing down rain to sign on the
dole can only mean one thing - you are a cyclist.


I knew you lived in a rancid, damp, rat infested bedsit. I did not realise it was situated above the dole office.

This arsehole should be deported.


Why are you so obsessed with cyclists' assholes?



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Old December 8th 18, 01:47 AM posted to uk.rec.cycling
JNugent[_10_]
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On 08/12/2018 00:18, Simon Jester wrote:
On Friday, December 7, 2018 at 6:24:39 PM UTC, Mr Pounder Esquire wrote:
MrCheerful wrote:
24+ OFFENCES, including causing broken bones, yet he gets a suspended
sentence.. why is he here still?

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...ree-court.html



Apparently he suffers from serious 'intellectual impairment". As do all
cyclists. To ride a silly kid's toy in the ****ing down rain to sign on the
dole can only mean one thing - you are a cyclist.


I knew you lived in a rancid, damp, rat infested bedsit. I did not realise it was situated above the dole office.

This arsehole should be deported.


Why are you so obsessed with cyclists' assholes?


"I knew you lived in a rancid, damp, rat infested bedsit."

Is that your idea of adult discussion?
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Old December 8th 18, 10:09 AM posted to uk.rec.cycling
Peter Keller[_3_]
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Default Brighton bottom slapping bicyclist NOT banged up

On 12/8/18 7:24 AM, Mr Pounder Esquire wrote:
MrCheerful wrote:
24+ OFFENCES, including causing broken bones, yet he gets a suspended
sentence.. why is he here still?

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...ree-court.html



Apparently he suffers from serious 'intellectual impairment". As do all
cyclists. To ride a silly kid's toy in the ****ing down rain to sign on the
dole can only mean one thing - you are a cyclist.
This arsehole should be deported.



Thanks greatly for the compliment.
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Old December 8th 18, 01:51 PM posted to uk.rec.cycling
Simon Jester
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Default Brighton bottom slapping bicyclist NOT banged up

On Saturday, December 8, 2018 at 12:47:27 AM UTC, JNugent wrote:
On 08/12/2018 00:18, Simon Jester wrote:
On Friday, December 7, 2018 at 6:24:39 PM UTC, Mr Pounder Esquire wrote:
MrCheerful wrote:
24+ OFFENCES, including causing broken bones, yet he gets a suspended
sentence.. why is he here still?

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...ree-court.html


Apparently he suffers from serious 'intellectual impairment". As do all
cyclists. To ride a silly kid's toy in the ****ing down rain to sign on the
dole can only mean one thing - you are a cyclist.


I knew you lived in a rancid, damp, rat infested bedsit. I did not realise it was situated above the dole office.

This arsehole should be deported.


Why are you so obsessed with cyclists' assholes?


"I knew you lived in a rancid, damp, rat infested bedsit."

Is that your idea of adult discussion?


Truth is an absolute defence.
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Old December 8th 18, 03:42 PM posted to uk.rec.cycling
JNugent[_10_]
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Default Brighton bottom slapping bicyclist NOT banged up

On 08/12/2018 12:51, Simon Jester wrote:
On Saturday, December 8, 2018 at 12:47:27 AM UTC, JNugent wrote:
On 08/12/2018 00:18, Simon Jester wrote:
On Friday, December 7, 2018 at 6:24:39 PM UTC, Mr Pounder Esquire wrote:
MrCheerful wrote:
24+ OFFENCES, including causing broken bones, yet he gets a suspended
sentence.. why is he here still?

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...ree-court.html


Apparently he suffers from serious 'intellectual impairment". As do all
cyclists. To ride a silly kid's toy in the ****ing down rain to sign on the
dole can only mean one thing - you are a cyclist.

I knew you lived in a rancid, damp, rat infested bedsit. I did not realise it was situated above the dole office.

This arsehole should be deported.

Why are you so obsessed with cyclists' assholes?


"I knew you lived in a rancid, damp, rat infested bedsit."

Is that your idea of adult discussion?


Truth is an absolute defence.


So it *is* your idea of adult conversation.
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Old December 8th 18, 04:51 PM posted to uk.rec.cycling
Simon Jester
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Default Brighton bottom slapping bicyclist NOT banged up

On Saturday, December 8, 2018 at 2:42:08 PM UTC, JNugent wrote:
On 08/12/2018 12:51, Simon Jester wrote:
On Saturday, December 8, 2018 at 12:47:27 AM UTC, JNugent wrote:
On 08/12/2018 00:18, Simon Jester wrote:
On Friday, December 7, 2018 at 6:24:39 PM UTC, Mr Pounder Esquire wrote:
MrCheerful wrote:
24+ OFFENCES, including causing broken bones, yet he gets a suspended
sentence.. why is he here still?

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...ree-court.html


Apparently he suffers from serious 'intellectual impairment". As do all
cyclists. To ride a silly kid's toy in the ****ing down rain to sign on the
dole can only mean one thing - you are a cyclist.

I knew you lived in a rancid, damp, rat infested bedsit. I did not realise it was situated above the dole office.

This arsehole should be deported.

Why are you so obsessed with cyclists' assholes?

"I knew you lived in a rancid, damp, rat infested bedsit."

Is that your idea of adult discussion?


Truth is an absolute defence.


So it *is* your idea of adult conversation.


I am a scientist, I form opinions based on available data.


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Old December 8th 18, 06:04 PM posted to uk.rec.cycling
Peter Parry
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Default Brighton bottom slapping bicyclist NOT banged up

On Sat, 8 Dec 2018 04:51:33 -0800 (PST), Simon Jester
wrote:

Truth is an absolute defence.


What a quaint and wrong idea.

 




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