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  #231  
Old August 8th 18, 09:40 PM posted to uk.rec.cycling
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On Wed, 08 Aug 2018 21:12:01 +0100, TMS320 wrote:

On 08/08/18 20:21, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Wed, 08 Aug 2018 20:10:08 +0100, TMS320 wrote:

On 08/08/18 19:16, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Wed, 08 Aug 2018 15:24:28 +0100, TMS320 wrote:

On a bicycle, the voice can be useful because the approach behind
pedestrians or horse riders is otherwise silent. When there is
insufficient clearance to get past without having their awareness I
always slow to match their speed before announcing my presence.
Horses panic at anything, silent or not.

I have only had a horse panic when it was a face on approach. When
approaching from behind the rider needs to know.

A horse noticed my 3.5 litre V8 Range Rover approaching from behind.
The rider was very annoyed when I overtook in 1st gear.


I expect you took great pleasure from it.


It was an automatic. It engaged 1st of its own accord. Yeah ok, I
pressed the pedal quite hard, but only to get past the horse before
something came the other way, so I could give it a wide berth. I forgot
how loud the engine could be.
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  #232  
Old August 8th 18, 09:42 PM posted to uk.rec.cycling
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On Wed, 08 Aug 2018 21:09:45 +0100, TMS320 wrote:

On 08/08/18 20:44, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Wed, 08 Aug 2018 20:41:27 +0100, TMS320 wrote:

On 08/08/18 19:21, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Wed, 08 Aug 2018 15:24:39 +0100, TMS320 wrote:
On 07/08/18 18:29, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Tue, 07 Aug 2018 15:27:28 +0100, JNugent
wrote:

It is intended only to alert other road-users to one's presence.
Er no. It means "You ****ing arsehole, why the hell didn't you
indicate?!"
A horn conveys no information so how are your targets supposed to
know what your problem is?
Well let me see, Mr Smith turns right at a roundabout without
indicating, and someone correctly pulls in front of him, then sounds
their horn when they see he's about to collide with them. He can
then look up the highway code or whatever and find out why the other
car had the right of way.

Just because Mr Smith is not indicating right it is not correct for AN
Other to pull out on a whim. Too many hims and thems. Explain who is
doing what and who ends up in front of whom.

If you don't indicate right at a roundabout, you do not have the right
to turn right. WTF are you doing turning without informing other road
users as to where you intend to go?


When following marked lanes indication is not necessary. Indication is
only useful when making lane changes or where there is ambiguity. And I
live in the south east where most people adapt to cope with each others'
behaviour without going into a hissy fit at every opportunity.

Please explain your scenario in more detail.


Now think of a roundabout without lanes. Or maybe one with two entry
lanes and three exits. And don't assume that cars at the other side can
tell what lane you're in. No indicator means you're going straight ahead,
end of story.

It is not intended to convey the message: "Get out of my way
or there might be a crash". I such circumstances, you are supposed
to slow down or stop.
I don't, I drive as close as possible to the vehicle without
touching them, this scares them into not doing it again,
Have you ever followed up the result of your education with the
individuals concerned?
Yes, I often have people banging on my door yelling at me. I had a
bus driver sacked for doing just that, after not indicating and
deciding he had priority over cars at a junction.

So the answer is that you don't know that your education works.

Try that again in English.


It's good enough.


I told you that a bus driver was sacked due to his inabilities. And you
reply with the nonsense, "So the answer is that you don't know that your
education works" - what is that supposed to mean?
  #233  
Old August 8th 18, 11:14 PM posted to uk.rec.cycling,alt.war.vietnam
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Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Wed, 08 Aug 2018 19:28:02 +0100, Bruce 'Not Glug' Lee
wrote:
Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:


I wonder if people who smoke cigarettes get to jump the waiting list
at the local NHS hospital....

As I just said, it doesn't matter where the money goes, car drivers pay
a lot more tax than cyclists.


And smokers 'pay a lot more tax' than non-smokers.

It still gives you sweet **** all where 'rights' are concerned.


It gives us the right to blow it in your face you silly little pansy.


That was easy.

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  #234  
Old August 8th 18, 11:16 PM posted to uk.rec.cycling,alt.war.vietnam
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Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Wed, 08 Aug 2018 19:29:02 +0100, Bruce 'Not Glug' Lee
wrote:
Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Wed, 08 Aug 2018 10:33:18 +0100, Bruce 'Not Glug' Lee
wrote:


Teach drivers that the roads do not belong to them. Beat it out of
them. Because that is the only way things are going to change.
Drivers have to know that if they threaten the life or physical
safety of another road user, then they are going to get seriously
injured.

I can get to my destination 10 times faster than you.

Not in any urban environment you can't.

I don't live in such ********s. This is the UK, not Indian slums.


I've ridden in London. I did an eight-mile trip faster than a taxi.


Surely someone such as yourself who enjoys cycling should enjoy the fresh
air and countryside, not built up cities? I look forward to the day oil
runs out and we go back to a simpler more natural way of living.


Did 'any urban environment' confuse you?

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'It never gets any easier. You just get faster'
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  #235  
Old August 9th 18, 12:04 AM posted to uk.rec.cycling,alt.war.vietnam
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On Wed, 08 Aug 2018 23:16:19 +0100, Bruce 'Not Glug' Lee
wrote:

Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Wed, 08 Aug 2018 19:29:02 +0100, Bruce 'Not Glug' Lee
wrote:
Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Wed, 08 Aug 2018 10:33:18 +0100, Bruce 'Not Glug' Lee
wrote:


Teach drivers that the roads do not belong to them. Beat it out of
them. Because that is the only way things are going to change.
Drivers have to know that if they threaten the life or physical
safety of another road user, then they are going to get seriously
injured.

I can get to my destination 10 times faster than you.

Not in any urban environment you can't.

I don't live in such ********s. This is the UK, not Indian slums.

I've ridden in London. I did an eight-mile trip faster than a taxi.


Surely someone such as yourself who enjoys cycling should enjoy the
fresh
air and countryside, not built up cities? I look forward to the day oil
runs out and we go back to a simpler more natural way of living.


Did 'any urban environment' confuse you?


No, what makes you think it did?

I don't live or go to places urban enough to drive slower than a cyclist.
  #236  
Old August 9th 18, 12:04 AM posted to uk.rec.cycling,alt.war.vietnam
Jimmy Wilkinson Knife[_2_]
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On Wed, 08 Aug 2018 23:14:12 +0100, Bruce 'Not Glug' Lee
wrote:

Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Wed, 08 Aug 2018 19:28:02 +0100, Bruce 'Not Glug' Lee
wrote:
Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:


I wonder if people who smoke cigarettes get to jump the waiting list
at the local NHS hospital....

As I just said, it doesn't matter where the money goes, car drivers
pay
a lot more tax than cyclists.

And smokers 'pay a lot more tax' than non-smokers.

It still gives you sweet **** all where 'rights' are concerned.


It gives us the right to blow it in your face you silly little pansy.


That was easy.


Can't your lungs handle carbon particulates? I'm sure you could used to
it if you tried.
  #237  
Old August 9th 18, 12:14 AM posted to uk.rec.cycling,alt.war.vietnam,alt.support.depression
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On Mon, 06 Aug 2018 20:03:19 +0100, David wrote:



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On Wed, 01 Aug 2018 05:58:59 +0100, David wrote:

its debbie's foot

Who is Debbie and how many feet is her foot?

9

Doesn't that make her tread on her own toes?

I wear a 10 1/2.
Size is not equal to length of foot in feet.


yes it is

Do you have $34?


I'm in the original country, where we use £.

I have a link.


That's a very arbitrary comment.
  #238  
Old August 9th 18, 12:16 AM posted to uk.rec.cycling,alt.war.vietnam,alt.support.depression
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On Mon, 06 Aug 2018 19:09:22 +0100, % wrote:

On 2018-08-06 11:03 AM, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
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its debbie's foot

Who is Debbie and how many feet is her foot?

9

Doesn't that make her tread on her own toes?

I wear a 10 1/2.
Size is not equal to length of foot in feet.

yes it is

Anyone with a 10.5 foot foot would only be able to get work as a
clown.

my foot size is 10 1/2" in size
" isn't feet.
' is feet.


i foot is one foot ,
two feet is two feet ,
when you catch a fish ,
one foot is three feet

There's a fine line between fishing and standing on the shore looking
like
an idiot.

I have excitement.

Is your rod erect?

what kind of rod?

I don't want to examine your tool that closely.



try some bait on the end on your line


What am I going to catch with it?
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Old August 9th 18, 05:19 AM posted to uk.rec.cycling,alt.war.vietnam,alt.support.depression
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its debbie's foot

Who is Debbie and how many feet is her foot?

9

Doesn't that make her tread on her own toes?

I wear a 10 1/2.
Size is not equal to length of foot in feet.


yes it is

Do you have $34?


I'm in the original country, where we use £.

I have a link.


That's a very arbitrary comment.

its my website, www.saintdavid.me

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Old August 9th 18, 05:43 AM posted to uk.rec.cycling,alt.war.vietnam,alt.support.depression
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"Jimmy Wilkinson Knife" wrote in message
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its debbie's foot

Who is Debbie and how many feet is her foot?

9

Doesn't that make her tread on her own toes?

I wear a 10 1/2.
Size is not equal to length of foot in feet.

yes it is

Anyone with a 10.5 foot foot would only be able to get work as a
clown.

my foot size is 10 1/2" in size
" isn't feet.
' is feet.


i foot is one foot ,
two feet is two feet ,
when you catch a fish ,
one foot is three feet


There's a fine line between fishing and standing on the shore looking
like
an idiot.

I have excitement.


Is your rod erect?

what kind of rod?


I don't want to examine your tool that closely.

I kind of just said that. I apologize if it is too loosely.

 




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