Bell: a name synonymous with ****

Bell bicycle products are usually the only kind K-Mart carries, since
K-Mart is known as a general purveyor of crap.

You want a bike speedometer with a display that fades within 3 days
after you buy it? Make sure it's a Bell!

Most of their products are garbage, and their inner tubes are no
exception.

I had an unused Bell inner tube left over from before I stopped buying
their ****, and I just tried using it to replace one of my slashed
tubes. Lo and behold, the new tube has a hole in it.

So Burger King likes having discarded inner tubes clogging the toilets?

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