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On 12/14/2010 3:29 PM, Edward Dolan wrote:
Coastal Brown Bear ... what is that? I know about black bears and grizzly bears, but never heard of Coastal Brown Bears. Next thing you know, he will be telling us all about unicorns. Zoology 101 http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brown_Bear http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kodiak_Bear -- Tºm Shermªn - 42.435731,-83.985007 I am a vehicular cyclist. |
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On 12/14/2010 1:26 PM, you wrote:
In , "Edward wrote: wrote in message ... In , "Edward wrote: Once at Glacier National Park there was a dad with his kids telling them that the animal coming at them was a moose. My God, it was a grizzly bear! I told everyone to run for their lives and we all got back in our cars tout suite! What an insightful Story.... Uncle Eddie, the Great Outdoorsman, sees a Rocky Mountain Brown Bear, and tells everyone to "Run for their lives".... That is exactly the WRONG thing to do when meeting a Brown Bear in the bush.... it is just to [too] bad that he didn't munch you.... Eddie the Great DUFUS..... "you" has got grizzly bears confused with teddy bears. Why does this not surprise me? Yea, it is ever the hallmark of idiots to confuse teddy bears with grizzly bears. He probably thinks rattlesnakes are just big worms too. Regards, Ed Dolan the Great - Minnesota aka Saint Edward the Great - Order of the Perpetual Sorrows - Minnesota Eddie the Great Dufus responds... with more BS... Hey Eddie, I live in Coastal Brown Bear country, out in the bush of alaska, and have Brownies as neighbors. My Brown Bear neighbors can out run ANY human, that ever lived, on the order of two to one... so running is just plain STUPID.... You are so far off the accepted way to deal with Brown Bear encounters, as to be negligent... Good thing you stay in your Hermit Hole, and do not venture into Brown Bear country much, otherwise we would hear about Eddie the Great Dufus, being munched, but the world would class that as "No Great Loss"..... Ed is old, and probably not very tasty to a bear. -- Tºm Shermªn - 42.435731,-83.985007 I am a vehicular cyclist. |
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"Tºm ShermªnT °_°" " wrote in
message ... On 12/14/2010 3:29 PM, Edward Dolan wrote: Coastal Brown Bear ... what is that? I know about black bears and grizzly bears, but never heard of Coastal Brown Bears. Next thing you know, he will be telling us all about unicorns. Zoology 101 http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brown_Bear http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kodiak_Bear I have never seen a Brown Bear in my life (except on TV of course), but I have seen a few grizzly bears. My little story referenced grizzly bears. Why was "YOU" bothering me about Brown Bears? Obviously my charisma is irresistible to one and all! Regards, Ed Dolan the Great - Minnesota aka Saint Edward the Great - Order of the Perpetual Sorrows - Minnesota |
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On 12/14/2010 10:16 PM, Edward Dolan wrote:
"T�m Sherm�nT " wrote in message ... On 12/14/2010 3:29 PM, Edward Dolan wrote: Coastal Brown Bear ... what is that? I know about black bears and grizzly bears, but never heard of Coastal Brown Bears. Next thing you know, he will be telling us all about unicorns. Zoology 101 http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brown_Bear http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kodiak_Bear I have never seen a Brown Bear in my life (except on TV of course), but I have seen a few grizzly bears. My little story referenced grizzly bears. Why was "YOU" bothering me about Brown Bears? Obviously my charisma is irresistible to one and all! The grizzly bear (Ursus arctos horribilis) is a subspecies of the brown bear (Ursus arctos). Ed Dolan is a misanthrope, which is a subspecies of hermit. -- Tºm Shermªn - 42.435731,-83.985007 I am a vehicular cyclist. |
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"Tºm ShermªnT °_°" " wrote in
message ... On 12/14/2010 10:16 PM, Edward Dolan wrote: [...] I have never seen a Brown Bear in my life (except on TV of course), but I have seen a few grizzly bears. My little story referenced grizzly bears. Why was "YOU" bothering me about Brown Bears? Obviously my charisma is irresistible to one and all! The grizzly bear (Ursus arctos horribilis) is a subspecies of the brown bear (Ursus arctos). "YOU" wanted to talk about Brown Bears. I was talking about a grizzly bear. What is there about this that you do not understand? Logic 101 Ed Dolan is a misanthrope, which is a subspecies of hermit. I wish I were a subspecies. The human species broadly speaking is totally disgusting and revolting. I would rather have been a tiger ... or a lone eagle. The human mostly closely resembles the chimpanzee. All such social animals belong in Hell where they can pick at one another for all eternity. Regards, Ed Dolan the Great - Minnesota aka Saint Edward the Great - Order of the Perpetual Sorrows - Minnesota |
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On 12/14/2010 10:53 PM, Edward Dolan wrote:
"T�m Sherm�nT " wrote in message ... On 12/14/2010 10:16 PM, Edward Dolan wrote: [...] I have never seen a Brown Bear in my life (except on TV of course), but I have seen a few grizzly bears. My little story referenced grizzly bears. Why was "YOU" bothering me about Brown Bears? Obviously my charisma is irresistible to one and all! The grizzly bear (Ursus arctos horribilis) is a subspecies of the brown bear (Ursus arctos). "YOU" wanted to talk about Brown Bears. I was talking about a grizzly bear. What is there about this that you do not understand? Logic 101 Why do you capitalize "brown bears"? Of course, there is "The Black Bear": http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AIg6sk0Pscw (0:51 and on). Ed Dolan is a misanthrope, which is a subspecies of hermit. I wish I were a subspecies. The human species broadly speaking is totally disgusting and revolting. I would rather have been a tiger ... I have a 10-pound tiger trying to walk on my keyboard while I type. or a lone eagle. The human mostly closely resembles the chimpanzee. All such social animals belong in Hell where they can pick at one another for all eternity. Pretty cold for a chimpanzee: http://www.wunderground.com/US/MI/Hell.html?bannertypeclick=big2. -- Tºm Shermªn - 42.435731,-83.985007 I am a vehicular cyclist. |
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"Tºm ShermªnT °_°" " wrote in
message ... On 12/14/2010 10:53 PM, Edward Dolan wrote: "T?m Sherm?nT " wrote in message ... On 12/14/2010 10:16 PM, Edward Dolan wrote: [...] I have never seen a Brown Bear in my life (except on TV of course), but I have seen a few grizzly bears. My little story referenced grizzly bears. Why was "YOU" bothering me about Brown Bears? Obviously my charisma is irresistible to one and all! The grizzly bear (Ursus arctos horribilis) is a subspecies of the brown bear (Ursus arctos). "YOU" wanted to talk about Brown Bears. I was talking about a grizzly bear. What is there about this that you do not understand? Logic 101 Why do you capitalize "brown bears"? Because that idiot "you" did. Of course, there is "The Black Bear": http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AIg6sk0Pscw (0:51 and on). Ed Dolan is a misanthrope, which is a subspecies of hermit. I wish I were a subspecies. The human species broadly speaking is totally disgusting and revolting. I would rather have been a tiger ... I have a 10-pound tiger trying to walk on my keyboard while I type. My male cats are getting huge, but my female cats remain small. or a lone eagle. The human mostly closely resembles the chimpanzee. All such social animals belong in Hell where they can pick at one another for all eternity. Pretty cold for a chimpanzee: http://www.wunderground.com/US/MI/Hell.html?bannertypeclick=big2. Did you know that I am also a wizard and I am going to bring back the Spanish Inquisition and sic them on you. Regards, Ed Dolan the Great - Minnesota aka Saint Edward the Great - Order of the Perpetual Sorrows - Minnesota |
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On 12/15/2010 11:08 AM, Edward Dolan wrote:
"T�m Sherm�nT " wrote in message ... On 12/14/2010 10:53 PM, Edward Dolan wrote: "T?m Sherm?nT " wrote in message ... On 12/14/2010 10:16 PM, Edward Dolan wrote: [...] I have never seen a Brown Bear in my life (except on TV of course), but I have seen a few grizzly bears. My little story referenced grizzly bears. Why was "YOU" bothering me about Brown Bears? Obviously my charisma is irresistible to one and all! The grizzly bear (Ursus arctos horribilis) is a subspecies of the brown bear (Ursus arctos). "YOU" wanted to talk about Brown Bears. I was talking about a grizzly bear. What is there about this that you do not understand? Logic 101 Why do you capitalize "brown bears"? Because that idiot "you" did. Of course, there is "The Black Bear": http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AIg6sk0Pscw (0:51 and on). Ed Dolan is a misanthrope, which is a subspecies of hermit. I wish I were a subspecies. The human species broadly speaking is totally disgusting and revolting. I would rather have been a tiger ... I have a 10-pound tiger trying to walk on my keyboard while I type. My male cats are getting huge, but my female cats remain small. My female tuxedo cat is 10.8 pounds without being fat. or a lone eagle. The human mostly closely resembles the chimpanzee. All such social animals belong in Hell where they can pick at one another for all eternity. Pretty cold for a chimpanzee: http://www.wunderground.com/US/MI/Hell.html?bannertypeclick=big2. Did you know that I am also a wizard and I am going to bring back the Spanish Inquisition and sic them on you. I wasn't expecting a kind of Spanish Inquisition! -- Tºm Shermªn - 42.435731,-83.985007 I am a vehicular cyclist. |
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On Dec 14, 11:26*am, you wrote:
In article , *"Edward Dolan" wrote: "you" wrote in message ... In article , "Edward Dolan" wrote: Once at Glacier National Park there was a dad with his kids telling them that the animal coming at them was a moose. My God, it was a grizzly bear! I told everyone to run for their lives and we all got back in our cars tout suite! What an insightful Story.... Uncle Eddie, the Great Outdoorsman, sees a Rocky Mountain Brown Bear, and tells everyone to "Run for their lives".... *That is exactly the WRONG thing to do when meeting a Brown Bear in the bush.... it is just to [too] bad that he didn't munch you..... Eddie the Great DUFUS..... "you" has got grizzly bears confused with teddy bears. Why does this not surprise me? Yea, it is ever the hallmark of idiots to confuse teddy bears with grizzly bears. He probably thinks rattlesnakes are just big worms too. Regards, Ed Dolan the Great - Minnesota aka Saint Edward the Great - Order of the Perpetual Sorrows - Minnesota Eddie the Great Dufus responds... with more BS... Hey Eddie, I live in Coastal Brown Bear country, out in the bush of alaska, and have Brownies as neighbors. My Brown Bear neighbors can out run ANY human, that ever lived, on the order of two to one... so running is just plain STUPID.... You are so far off the accepted way to deal with Brown Bear encounters, as to be negligent... Good thing you stay in your Hermit Hole, and do not venture into Brown Bear country much, otherwise we would hear about Eddie the Great Dufus, being munched, but the world would class that as "No Great Loss"..... No "Brown" bears in the lower 48, which are a subspecies of grizz (Ursus Arctos). We have Grizz in Yellowstone, Idaho, the Mission Mts, Bob Marshall Wilderness and Glacier; maybe some in far northeastern Washington state and the North Cascades; and black bear many places; that's it. No grizz in Colorado (to speak of) in decades. You don't run away from either one; you cannot outrun either, and both have a modest chase instinct. With a grizz, you respectfully walk away backwards gently, not meeting his gaze, and talking evenly. With a black bear, you generally do the same, if you feel like it, although he's likely to run before you have the chance. I've never had trouble with either variety. Ed, however, makes his own trouble so he can talk about it afterwards online...'cause he's a 'tard :-D. |
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On 12/16/2010 1:16 AM, Bruce Jensen wrote:
On Dec 14, 11:26 am, wrote: In , "Edward wrote: wrote in message ... In , "Edward wrote: Once at Glacier National Park there was a dad with his kids telling them that the animal coming at them was a moose. My God, it was a grizzly bear! I told everyone to run for their lives and we all got back in our cars tout suite! What an insightful Story.... Uncle Eddie, the Great Outdoorsman, sees a Rocky Mountain Brown Bear, and tells everyone to "Run for their lives".... That is exactly the WRONG thing to do when meeting a Brown Bear in the bush.... it is just to [too] bad that he didn't munch you.... Eddie the Great DUFUS..... "you" has got grizzly bears confused with teddy bears. Why does this not surprise me? Yea, it is ever the hallmark of idiots to confuse teddy bears with grizzly bears. He probably thinks rattlesnakes are just big worms too. Regards, Ed Dolan the Great - Minnesota aka Saint Edward the Great - Order of the Perpetual Sorrows - Minnesota Eddie the Great Dufus responds... with more BS... Hey Eddie, I live in Coastal Brown Bear country, out in the bush of alaska, and have Brownies as neighbors. My Brown Bear neighbors can out run ANY human, that ever lived, on the order of two to one... so running is just plain STUPID.... You are so far off the accepted way to deal with Brown Bear encounters, as to be negligent... Good thing you stay in your Hermit Hole, and do not venture into Brown Bear country much, otherwise we would hear about Eddie the Great Dufus, being munched, but the world would class that as "No Great Loss"..... No "Brown" bears in the lower 48, which are a subspecies of grizz I think you mean the opposite. (Ursus Arctos). We have Grizz in Yellowstone, Idaho, the Mission Mts, Bob Marshall Wilderness and Glacier; maybe some in far northeastern Washington state and the North Cascades; and black bear many places; that's it. No grizz in Colorado (to speak of) in decades. You don't run away from either one; you cannot outrun either, and both have a modest chase instinct. With a grizz, you respectfully walk away backwards gently, not meeting his gaze, and talking evenly. With a black bear, you generally do the same, if you feel like it, although he's likely to run before you have the chance. I've never had trouble with either variety. Ed, however, makes his own trouble so he can talk about it afterwards online...'cause he's a 'tard :-D. This advice is wrong. Ed should go to Kodiak Island in the spring, and whack a brown bear cub with a stick. -- Tºm Shermªn - 42.435731,-83.985007 I am a vehicular cyclist. |
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