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Hilarious ad snippet: "Brand New Bike for sale"
This was posted on my uni "for sale" ng. Obviously targeting
people with a death wish: "have you ever wanted to rush down the mountains at speeds of up to 50+ km/hr on your very own bike? or are you wanting to get fit and look better for the summer seasons at the beach, but dont feel like pounding on the pavments running ur shoes off? or do you even just want a bike for general use? well then i may have a great solution to you. im selling a Brand new Huffy Volta Mountain bike ... |
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Hilarious ad snippet: "Brand New Bike for sale"
Tamyka Bell wrote: This was posted on my uni "for sale" ng. Obviously targeting people with a death wish: "have you ever wanted to rush down the mountains at speeds of up to 50+ km/hr on your very own bike? YES! or are you wanting to get fit and look better for the summer seasons at the beach, YES! but dont feel like pounding on the pavments running ur shoes off? YES! or do you even just want a bike for general use? YES! well then i may have a great solution to you. YES! im selling a Brand new Huffy Volta Mountain bike ... Oh. No thanks. ;^) Tony F |
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Hilarious ad snippet: "Brand New Bike for sale"
Given his failed first attempt, the Huffymeister tries
again: (from uq.forsale) think about it ur racing downhill at speeds of 60km/hr, the wind gushing through ur hair. the trerian, a steep rocky mountain trail. the track that ur on is unforgiving and carefull navigation and strong wit is required for succuss. but thankfully u can takle the obsticles easily on ur brand new mountian bike. boasting dual suspenstion, this mens Huffy volta brand mountain bike will allow u to go nearly anywhere and enjoy the experience. u will be ensured that this bike will last a very long time, its basically just out of the box,being also15speed lightweight mountain bike u wont have to strain to climb any hill |
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Hilarious ad snippet: "Brand New Bike for sale"
Tamyka Bell wrote: Given his failed first attempt, the Huffymeister tries again: snip ur racing downhill at speeds of 60km/hr, the wind gushing Are you sure this is the same bike? This one goes faster than the last one... |
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Hilarious ad snippet: "Brand New Bike for sale"
"Tamyka Bell" wrote in message ... Given his failed first attempt, the Huffymeister tries again: (from uq.forsale) think about it ur racing downhill at speeds of 60km/hr, the wind gushing through ur hair. the trerian, a steep rocky mountain trail. the track that ur on is unforgiving and carefull navigation and strong wit is required for succuss. but thankfully u can takle the obsticles easily on ur brand new mountian bike. boasting dual suspenstion, this mens Huffy volta brand mountain bike will allow u to go nearly anywhere and enjoy the experience. u will be ensured that this bike will last a very long time, its basically just out of the box,being also15speed lightweight mountain bike u wont have to strain to climb any hill Hmm...15 gears huh? I didn't know they still made spin on 5 spd clusters. |
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