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  #21  
Old July 21st 18, 09:08 PM posted to uk.rec.cycling,alt.war.vietnam
Jimmy Wilkinson Knife[_2_]
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On Sat, 21 Jul 2018 20:45:11 +0100, Peter Keller
wrote:

On 21.07.2018 18:33, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Sat, 21 Jul 2018 14:23:36 +0100, Bruce 'Not Glug' Lee
wrote:

Colonel Edmund J. Burke wrote:
On 7/21/2018 6:07 AM, Bruce 'Not Glug' Lee wrote:
Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Sat, 21 Jul 2018 22:28:50 +0100, Peter Keller

wrote:
On 20.07.2018 21:24, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:

Why would an adult let an anywho ride their bike?

Hitler.

Your answer makes no grammatical sense. You can't answer a why
with a
pronoun.

'Hitler' isn't a pronoun. It's a noun.

It's a personal pronoun, you dummies.

No it isn't. It is a proper noun. Just as all names are.

Personal pronouns are 'he', 'she', 'they' etc.

Who gives a ****? The point is the answer was nonsensical.


I repeat.
Your question mentioned adult.
Hitler was an adult.


My question asked WHY, not WHO.
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  #22  
Old July 21st 18, 09:09 PM posted to uk.rec.cycling,alt.war.vietnam
Jimmy Wilkinson Knife[_2_]
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On Sat, 21 Jul 2018 20:46:42 +0100, Peter Keller
wrote:

On 21.07.2018 21:21, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Sat, 21 Jul 2018 18:46:19 +0100, Colonel Edmund J. Burke
wrote:

On 7/21/2018 9:33 AM, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Sat, 21 Jul 2018 14:23:36 +0100, Bruce 'Not Glug' Lee
wrote:

Colonel Edmund J. Burke wrote:
On 7/21/2018 6:07 AM, Bruce 'Not Glug' Lee wrote:
Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Sat, 21 Jul 2018 22:28:50 +0100, Peter Keller

wrote:
On 20.07.2018 21:24, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:

Why would an adult let an anywho ride their bike?

Hitler.

Your answer makes no grammatical sense. You can't answer a why
with a
pronoun.

'Hitler' isn't a pronoun. It's a noun.

It's a personal pronoun, you dummies.

No it isn't. It is a proper noun. Just as all names are.

Personal pronouns are 'he', 'she', 'they' etc.
Who gives a ****? The point is the answer was nonsensical.

More fool you.
LOL

The only fool is the one who can't write in English.


Bullenscheiße.


Changing language doesn't make your answer any more correct.
  #23  
Old July 21st 18, 09:09 PM posted to uk.rec.cycling,alt.war.vietnam
Jimmy Wilkinson Knife[_2_]
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On Sat, 21 Jul 2018 20:50:17 +0100, Peter Keller
wrote:

On 21.07.2018 18:34, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Sat, 21 Jul 2018 15:22:37 +0100, JNugent
wrote:

On 21/07/2018 13:07, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Sat, 21 Jul 2018 22:28:50 +0100, Peter Keller
wrote:

On 20.07.2018 21:24, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Fri, 20 Jul 2018 14:26:27 +0100, Colonel Edmund J. Burke
wrote:

On 7/19/2018 10:42 AM, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Thu, 19 Jul 2018 14:38:18 +0100, Colonel Edmund J. Burke
wrote:

On 6/19/2018 4:29 AM, CJB wrote:
Stolen Bike - a few weeks ago someone left an expensive mountain
bike in the car par to our flats. We have stopped at least 2
attempts to steal it by hooded yoofs. Now we have it under lock
and key. But how to find the owner is a moot point. We have
tried
Hillingdon Council - they say its a police matter. We have tried
the local police and they says its a Council matter. CJB


We Americans have a saying for the inadequacies of buckytooth
limey government, SNAFU (situation normal all ****ed up).
Deal with it!
Why would anyone leave an expensive bike just lying in public
with
no lock?

Why would an adult want to ride a bicycle anywho?
Why would an adult let an anywho ride their bike?

Hitler.

Your answer makes no grammatical sense. You can't answer a why with a
pronoun.

"Hitler" is a proper noun, not a pronoun.

Don't care.


aka you haven't got a clue.

There is no reason why a question may not be answered - colloquially -
with a marker term which plainly stands for a whole argument, though
in the instant case, Godwin threatens to intervene.

I could have just written: "Godwin".

My question was making fun of someone using a non-existant word,
"anywho". Replying to that with a person's name makes no sense
whatsoever.


You mentioned an adult.
Hitler was an adult (in form, at least.)


But I asked WHY not WHO.

Languages make up words all the time.
Get used to it.


Except nobody knows what anywho means. And my newsreader reports it as a
spelling error.
  #24  
Old July 21st 18, 09:10 PM posted to uk.rec.cycling,alt.war.vietnam
Jimmy Wilkinson Knife[_2_]
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On Sun, 22 Jul 2018 08:41:59 +0100, Peter Keller
wrote:

On 21.07.2018 14:07, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Sat, 21 Jul 2018 22:28:50 +0100, Peter Keller
wrote:

On 20.07.2018 21:24, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Fri, 20 Jul 2018 14:26:27 +0100, Colonel Edmund J. Burke
wrote:

On 7/19/2018 10:42 AM, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Thu, 19 Jul 2018 14:38:18 +0100, Colonel Edmund J. Burke
wrote:

On 6/19/2018 4:29 AM, CJB wrote:
Stolen Bike - a few weeks ago someone left an expensive mountain
bike in the car par to our flats. We have stopped at least 2
attempts to steal it by hooded yoofs. Now we have it under lock
and key. But how to find the owner is a moot point. We have tried
Hillingdon Council - they say its a police matter. We have tried
the local police and they says its a Council matter. CJB


We Americans have a saying for the inadequacies of buckytooth
limey government, SNAFU (situation normal all ****ed up).
Deal with it!
Why would anyone leave an expensive bike just lying in public with
no lock?

Why would an adult want to ride a bicycle anywho?
Why would an adult let an anywho ride their bike?

Hitler.

Your answer makes no grammatical sense. You can't answer a why with a
pronoun.


I can.


I can answer your post with kjadsfklajsdaskd but it would also make no
sense.
  #25  
Old July 21st 18, 09:10 PM posted to uk.rec.cycling,alt.war.vietnam
Jimmy Wilkinson Knife[_2_]
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On Sun, 22 Jul 2018 08:44:10 +0100, Peter Keller
wrote:

On 21.07.2018 14:07, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Sat, 21 Jul 2018 22:28:50 +0100, Peter Keller
wrote:

On 20.07.2018 21:24, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Fri, 20 Jul 2018 14:26:27 +0100, Colonel Edmund J. Burke
wrote:

On 7/19/2018 10:42 AM, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Thu, 19 Jul 2018 14:38:18 +0100, Colonel Edmund J. Burke
wrote:

On 6/19/2018 4:29 AM, CJB wrote:
Stolen Bike - a few weeks ago someone left an expensive mountain
bike in the car par to our flats. We have stopped at least 2
attempts to steal it by hooded yoofs. Now we have it under lock
and key. But how to find the owner is a moot point. We have tried
Hillingdon Council - they say its a police matter. We have tried
the local police and they says its a Council matter. CJB


We Americans have a saying for the inadequacies of buckytooth
limey government, SNAFU (situation normal all ****ed up).
Deal with it!
Why would anyone leave an expensive bike just lying in public with
no lock?

Why would an adult want to ride a bicycle anywho?
Why would an adult let an anywho ride their bike?

Hitler.

Your answer makes no grammatical sense. You can't answer a why with a
pronoun.


Your question mentioned an adult.
Hitler was an adult.
Physically, at least.


He was the most insightful person ever known to mankind, then the Brits
and Yanks attacked him for no good reason.
  #26  
Old July 21st 18, 09:15 PM posted to uk.rec.cycling
Simon Jester
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On Saturday, July 21, 2018 at 6:45:35 PM UTC+1, Colonel Edmund J. Burke wrote:
On 7/21/2018 8:30 AM, jew pedophile Ron Jacobson (jew pedophile Baruch 'Barry' Shein's jew aliash) wrote:
On Sat, 21 Jul 2018 14:23:36 +0100, Bruce 'Not Glug' Lee
wrote:

fake vet Scatboi Colon La Edmund J. Burke wrote:
On 7/21/2018 6:07 AM, Bruce 'Not Glug' Lee wrote:
Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Sat, 21 Jul 2018 22:28:50 +0100, Peter Keller
wrote:
On 20.07.2018 21:24, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:

Why would an adult let an anywho ride their bike?

Hitler.

Your answer makes no grammatical sense. You can't answer a why with a
pronoun.

'Hitler' isn't a pronoun. It's a noun.

It's a personal pronoun, you dummies.

No it isn't. It is a proper noun. Just as all names are.

Personal pronouns are 'he', 'she', 'they' etc.


Don't bother explaining stuff to Colon Burchese...he's an illiterte
moulie!


WE DID GRAMMAR IN NAM, BITCHES!


Is that the same NAM where you lost to short men in pyjamas?
  #27  
Old July 21st 18, 09:55 PM posted to uk.rec.cycling,alt.war.vietnam,alt.support.depression
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On Sat, 21 Jul 2018 10:45:40 -0700, "fake vet Scatboi Colon La Edmund
J. Burke" wrote:

On 7/21/2018 8:30 AM, jew pedophile Ron Jacobson (jew pedophile Baruch 'Barry' Shein's jew aliash) wrote:
On Sat, 21 Jul 2018 14:23:36 +0100, Bruce 'Not Glug' Lee
wrote:

fake vet Scatboi Colon La Edmund J. Burke wrote:
On 7/21/2018 6:07 AM, Bruce 'Not Glug' Lee wrote:
Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Sat, 21 Jul 2018 22:28:50 +0100, Peter Keller
wrote:
On 20.07.2018 21:24, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:

Why would an adult let an anywho ride their bike?

Hitler.

Your answer makes no grammatical sense. You can't answer a why with a
pronoun.

'Hitler' isn't a pronoun. It's a noun.

It's a personal pronoun, you dummies.

No it isn't. It is a proper noun. Just as all names are.

Personal pronouns are 'he', 'she', 'they' etc.


Don't bother explaining stuff to Colon Burchese...he's an illiterte
moulie!


WE DID GRAMMAR IN NAM, BITCHES!


VIETNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMESE grammar. Lumumba?
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"You are full of ****. You'll never convince any of us real Jews that
there is no Jewish look. I know my people and I can see their
Jewishness. Susan is not a Jew. If you want to get down her panties
just ask her she'll let you. She's a non-Jew."
Message-ID:

"You can try all you want and get all the plastic surgery you want but
you'll never look like one of us because you are not a Jew. You are
an Irish Shiksa that Isn't even a righteous non-Jew a Ger Tzadeck You
are VEEDMUS amongst us and are a gentile. I would not be surprised if
you ever go to Eretz Israel and spout off your non-senseical lies that
a Jew doesn't kill you or a gentile murder you. You are wicked because
you antagonize and lie about the Tzadeckim. The best place for you is
scrubbing toilets and urinals in a gymnasium that is predominate used
by Negros."
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  #28  
Old July 21st 18, 10:15 PM posted to uk.rec.cycling,alt.war.vietnam,alt.support.depression
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Default Everyone KEEPS having Endless Fun Beating the **** out of Poor Helpless Gay Goran Razovic! LOL

On Sat, 21 Jul 2018 08:30:40 -0700, serbian bitch Razovic, the resident
psychopath of sci and scj and Usenet's famous sexual cripple, making an ass
of herself as "jew pedophile Ron Jacobson (jew pedophile Baruch 'Barry'
Shein's jew aliash)", farted again:


Don't bother explaining stuff to Colon Burchese...he's an illiterte
moulie!


"illiterte"??? BRUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA!!!

--
Retarded, anal, subnormal and extremely proud of it: our resident
psychopath, dumb serbian bitch G. Razovic (aka "The Rectum").
  #29  
Old July 21st 18, 10:17 PM posted to uk.rec.cycling,alt.war.vietnam,alt.support.depression
Peeler[_2_]
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Default Everyone KEEPS having Endless Fun Beating the **** out of Poor Helpless Gay Goran Razovic! LOL

On Sat, 21 Jul 2018 13:55:18 -0700, serbian bitch Razovic, the resident
psychopath of sci and scj and Usenet's famous sexual cripple, making an ass
of herself as "jew pedophile Ron Jacobson (jew pedophile Baruch 'Barry'
Shein's jew aliash)", farted again:


WE DID GRAMMAR IN NAM, BITCHES!


VIETNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMESE grammar. Lumumba?


While you did "grammar" under the limey priests frocks, eh, cocksucking
Razovic? BG

--
Dumb anal serb peasant Goran Razovic and her "Latin" she learned from her
limey priests:
"Caco ergo sum."
MID:
  #30  
Old July 21st 18, 10:28 PM posted to uk.rec.cycling,alt.war.vietnam
Peter Keller[_3_]
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On 20.07.2018 21:24, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Fri, 20 Jul 2018 14:26:27 +0100, Colonel Edmund J. Burke
wrote:

On 7/19/2018 10:42 AM, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Thu, 19 Jul 2018 14:38:18 +0100, Colonel Edmund J. Burke
wrote:

On 6/19/2018 4:29 AM, CJB wrote:
Stolen Bike - a few weeks ago someone left an expensive mountain
bike in the car par to our flats. We have stopped at least 2
attempts to steal it by hooded yoofs. Now we have it under lock and
key. But how to find the owner is a moot point. We have tried
Hillingdon Council - they say its a police matter. We have tried
the local police and they says its a Council matter. CJB


We Americans have a saying for the inadequacies of buckytooth limey
government, SNAFU (situation normal all ****ed up).
Deal with it!
*Why would anyone leave an expensive bike just lying in public with
no lock?


Why would an adult want to ride a bicycle anywho?


Why would an adult let an anywho ride their bike?


Hitler.
 




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